Part 5 of the batburger saga
Yeah lol I was not able to finish this before school got to me, but I’m getting it done now! Absolutely shocking that the hard major is hard!
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As I said before, all the batburgers are finding good homes! Those homes being a little street kid, a graffiti artist, and a very tired office worker. Keeping the alley safe includes keep them well fed! Though not everyone is used to phantom yet.
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Phantom: what’s this behind your ear! tada! It a batburger!
Alley kid: I ain’t going to eat no magic food. That’s how you end up puking behind the dumpsters
Phantom:….
Phantom: it’s not magic! um… it’s very sciencey! In fact, it was made in a lab!
Alley kid: You know that sounds just as bad
Phantom: *signs* Yeah not my best work, okay I’ll tell you the truth it’s from Red Hood. He bought it himself but I guess you don’t -
Alley kid: *already stole it and is booking it *
Phantom:… Idk what I excepted.
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Phantom: yo!
Artist: *high pitched scream and chucks spray paint* I NOT DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL!
Phantom: WHOA hey I’m not a cop!
Artist*holds heart and slides down the wall*: thank fuck! fuck you for scaring the shit out of me you bastard motherfucking bitc-
Phantom: My bad want a burger for your trouble?
Artist : …Hell ya little man gimme that shit.
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Phantom: can I interest you in a burger good sir?
Worker: *hundred yard stare*
Phantom: is that…is that a yes? Imma take it as a yes here ya go!*holds out burger*
Worker: I’m not paying for that
Phantom: I’m not a selling it?? It’s free my guy. On the house. No charge! In fact I would pay you if I had money!
Worker:
Phantom:
Worker:
Phantom:
Worker: *slowly and incredibly cautiously takes it*
Phantom: bone apple teeth! *runs away*
Worker:…. Nope not gonna question it, just gonna take the free food. If it kills me, it kills me.
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Master list lPart 4l Part 6 final!l