dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
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✌🏽😭 W8AMIN
fuc tell me a joke or something
i’m afraid the phrase “touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!” has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary
he was just very real about it
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wizard-of-interesting-failure:
persianmom-deactivated20251026:
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
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Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
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omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written
Omg she wrote one of my favorites also
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