the-falling-eagle
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please explain iago. please.
growing up, I always wanted to be a little bratty bird getting homoerotically abused by a sorcerer. but if you ever read Sir Cameron, please forget I said this. I definitely did not include that vulture scenes because I sexually imprinted on Iago from Aladdin. that would be insane
before you burn me at the stake! you have to admit there was something going on here
my mom said that she doesn’t look at my tumblr anymore because my posts “worry her”, so I’m free to say this btw
anyway, Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die is out in two weeks if anyone want to read about my psychosexual issues
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Strip poker at the knights order sucks ass this shit takes forever and we’re running out of space on the table
Guy next to me took off one bessagew and you can’t even see their face but you can feel their smug-ass grin beneath it
ALT(via mysticmod)
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at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint
she’s going to be ok she’s just high as fuck
car ride home
btw this was her during triage
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When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
(via valtsv)
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if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.
i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants ‘to bring in the bees and butterflies’ and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf
you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!
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