I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist
Guy who yells out attack names while they fight but yells the name of a different attack to the one they're actually doing
“THOUSAND FIST SKULL-CRACKER BARRAGE!!!”
*throws a knife at your cock*
Guy who yells out attack names while they fight but yells the name of a different attack to the one they’re actually doing
You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes
F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo
i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.
[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset
Ever since reading my first time loop-based book as a preteen, I’ve had a Secret Time Loop Code Word. It’s been the same word all these years. I’ve never written it down anywhere or told anyone what it is, just kept it tucked away in my brain. That way, if someone I know ever confided in me that they were stuck in a time loop, I would have a way to confirm it: I would tell them the time loop code word and instruct them to find and talk to me again on the next loop. Of course, if it’s a time loop, I wouldn’t remember telling them the code word. But they’d remember it. So if someone ever came to me and said “I’m stuck in a time loop, and the time loop code word is [X],” and it was indeed the word I’ve secretly held onto for most of my life, I would know that we had had this conversation in a previous loop and that they were telling the truth.
Will this ever be useful? Almost certainly not. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops.
when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.
for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.
a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.
lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.
finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka
An extremely specific thing I think is funny is when you watch like a show or a comic or something and there's a really cool character on the box/cover/whatever promotional material that's presented alongside the main characters as if they're a protagonist with equal importance but they're not around for the first couple episodes/chapters but then at the start of the next episode/chapter someone mentions offhand some random thing that is an obvious visual motif of the Really Cool Character as what you can assume is supposed to be subtle foreshadowing and you're just sitting there like "Fuck man it's about fucking TIME they introduced the cool one!"
For example if you saw a character with like, a cool skull mask or something in the promo art, standing next to the other protags as clearly one of them, and they’re in the intro fighting along the protag squad but then they’re just missing for the entire first few episodes but then someone offhandedly goes like “Be careful out there tonight, I heard theres some hooligan out cracking skulls around the street you live on” Or some shit and you’re just excitedly like “Oh fuck yeah are we finally gonna see the cool skull mask guy? Finally?”