exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator’s narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought
toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:
“do it scared” this “do it tired” that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable “do it with greasy hair”
Ilya meeting Shane’s parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya “The Terminator” Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word “lovers” and Russia’s Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them “boyfriends” and it’s your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh…. ptoo…
he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires
fleurison-deactivated20190824:
may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct
Be gay, resolve crime, be a fashionista
9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason
9/11 could never happen today because it’s January
obligatory neck tattoo drawing