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@the-rodhaj

free of andraxia... I hope.

now, my first action with mu godpower will be to return my form to being my own, this wretched purple curse disgusts me.

*in a flash of blinding light, all the purple and black aspects become folly red and white*

...

IT WORKED! AAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH FUCK YOU ANDRAXIA IM A GOD!

oh shit that's awesome you look cool as hell

HELL YEAH I DO *summons a translucent yet glowing folly red sword* ohh Aturri how I've missed you

You named your magic glowy sword?

I chose a good name.

fair enough
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livlig. i do have a theory. if you would allow me to share.

for a consciousness to entirely stop being would cause immeasurable problems across all universes. if it weren't for what ive personally experienced id disagree with this wholeheartedly, id say something like its just electricity and chemicals. but i know thats not true. and i know that they would not keep all that have ever died if it were unnecessary. and i may be wrong. maybe they just see inherent value in life. maybe spirits would exist anyway. and they just house them.

either way. thank you for listening

Its nothing more than electricity and chemicals, and if you dont even dare to try to save the universe becaouse of her, you are just a victim under a tyrants cruel rule destined to die and live meaningless lives.

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i forget why i even try to talk to you. you're like. the one uncool one

Ratchdfgrahh

oh hello? you are. offputting. to say the. least.

Deaghtch cetggch rehhh

*swims away*

sorry...

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livlig. i do have a theory. if you would allow me to share.

for a consciousness to entirely stop being would cause immeasurable problems across all universes. if it weren't for what ive personally experienced id disagree with this wholeheartedly, id say something like its just electricity and chemicals. but i know thats not true. and i know that they would not keep all that have ever died if it were unnecessary. and i may be wrong. maybe they just see inherent value in life. maybe spirits would exist anyway. and they just house them.

either way. thank you for listening

Its nothing more than electricity and chemicals, and if you dont even dare to try to save the universe becaouse of her, you are just a victim under a tyrants cruel rule destined to die and live meaningless lives.

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i forget why i even try to talk to you. you're like. the one uncool one

Ratchdfgrahh

oh hello? you are. offputting. to say the. least.

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livlig. i do have a theory. if you would allow me to share.

for a consciousness to entirely stop being would cause immeasurable problems across all universes. if it weren't for what ive personally experienced id disagree with this wholeheartedly, id say something like its just electricity and chemicals. but i know thats not true. and i know that they would not keep all that have ever died if it were unnecessary. and i may be wrong. maybe they just see inherent value in life. maybe spirits would exist anyway. and they just house them.

either way. thank you for listening

Its nothing more than electricity and chemicals, and if you dont even dare to try to save the universe becaouse of her, you are just a victim under a tyrants cruel rule destined to die and live meaningless lives.

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i forget why i even try to talk to you. you're like. the one uncool one

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Argraaaaaaaah!

*floats just barely out of reach, just in case* sup.

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

@the-gulhaj good news! we can-

finally be bees. this is good news.

...we could already do that

WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE

anyway this is actually more like bad news. cus it means we are still likely under attack.

We're under attack?

i think so? maybe not... either way we probably still need to cure the ones infected by the first strain

Once again. Do we know anyone who has been infected?

i dont think so. but we should cure them A so they cant infect others and B uhhhh cus it just seems like the right thing to do and its not going to hurt them

Good point. Let's cure the reanimated corpses of emm... life?

Simulated life, though I have this itching feeling that the second horde is feeling a bit immoral to kill.. I know what they said... why did I focus....

Speaking of “what they said”, can you understand what my yeast subjects said? I couldn’t quite figure out if it’s anything understandable. Computer, play the recordings.

“Nnnnrrrroooohhhh! Hrrreeeelllllgggg! Hhhrrroooooggg! Hhrrrooogggg!”

“Yyyeeeeeegggghhhh

Mmmmmyyyyyggg mmmmooooooogggghhhyyy fffeeeegggsss nuuuuummmgggghhhhh

Hhhooohhhggg ggoooonnggg ghryhhgg hrii sseeeeeegggghhhp?

Wwwhhhhhyyyyy ppppphhhhhhrrrrreeeeetttttyynnnn?

Gggggooonnnnhhhhh gggggyyyymmmm mmmyyyyy”

The first one was without project Lingo, the second one with. You’re supposed to be all knowing, does that mean anything?

"No! Help! Stop! Stop!"

"Yeah,

My body feels numb

How long did I sleep?

Why threaten?

Don't kill me"

I wish I didn't pry for such knowledge of what they said, but I was wondering too, especially since I wondered what was going on with the zomfish in general, I hate my wonder.

Huh. You can act as our translator then, should it come to talks.

@the-rodhaj, can you modify project Lingo so it can translate that? Do you still have the schematics for it?

oh yeah i did that. my projects can blend together. i will need a larger sample size though. @the-haj can you record some more of what theyre saying with translations please?

Okay... but please, in the name of my creator, TOOA, don't hurt them whilst I'm experiencing their existence...

thumbs up emoji

what they said

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

@the-gulhaj good news! we can-

finally be bees. this is good news.

...we could already do that

WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE

anyway this is actually more like bad news. cus it means we are still likely under attack.

We're under attack?

i think so? maybe not... either way we probably still need to cure the ones infected by the first strain

Once again. Do we know anyone who has been infected?

i dont think so. but we should cure them A so they cant infect others and B uhhhh cus it just seems like the right thing to do and its not going to hurt them

Good point. Let's cure the reanimated corpses of emm... life?

Simulated life, though I have this itching feeling that the second horde is feeling a bit immoral to kill.. I know what they said... why did I focus....

Speaking of “what they said”, can you understand what my yeast subjects said? I couldn’t quite figure out if it’s anything understandable. Computer, play the recordings.

“Nnnnrrrroooohhhh! Hrrreeeelllllgggg! Hhhrrroooooggg! Hhrrrooogggg!”

“Yyyeeeeeegggghhhh

Mmmmmyyyyyggg mmmmooooooogggghhhyyy fffeeeegggsss nuuuuummmgggghhhhh

Hhhooohhhggg ggoooonnggg ghryhhgg hrii sseeeeeegggghhhp?

Wwwhhhhhyyyyy ppppphhhhhhrrrrreeeeetttttyynnnn?

Gggggooonnnnhhhhh gggggyyyymmmm mmmyyyyy”

The first one was without project Lingo, the second one with. You’re supposed to be all knowing, does that mean anything?

"No! Help! Stop! Stop!"

"Yeah,

My body feels numb

How long did I sleep?

Why threaten?

Don't kill me"

I wish I didn't pry for such knowledge of what they said, but I was wondering too, especially since I wondered what was going on with the zomfish in general, I hate my wonder.

Huh. You can act as our translator then, should it come to talks.

@the-rodhaj, can you modify project Lingo so it can translate that? Do you still have the schematics for it?

oh yeah i did that. my projects can blend together. i will need a larger sample size though. @the-haj can you record some more of what theyre saying with translations please?

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

@the-gulhaj good news! we can-

finally be bees. this is good news.

...we could already do that

WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE

anyway this is actually more like bad news. cus it means we are still likely under attack.

We're under attack?

i think so? maybe not... either way we probably still need to cure the ones infected by the first strain

Once again. Do we know anyone who has been infected?

i dont think so. but we should cure them A so they cant infect others and B uhhhh cus it just seems like the right thing to do and its not going to hurt them

Good point. Let's cure the reanimated corpses of emm... life?

oh... i guess

maybe 2train (second strain. as opposed to stra1n. first strain) is what happens after somehaj gets bitten by one infected with stra1n? @the-hajhaj can i get a confirm or deny?

No one was bitten, corpses they simply were, but the infection infected through the ground towards a not too long dead civilisation in-between the reef and the kelp forest... why did I pry for such knowledge? Out of fear I did, now I suffer from fear that it was the wrong choice.

i... dont understand how knowing more could be a mistake.

are you familiar with the concept of cognitohazards?

i doubt this is one of those cases. although if it was then the-haj probably didnt tell me it all for my own safety. if its not a cognitohazard then the-haj probably just wasnt ready for it yet.

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

@the-gulhaj good news! we can-

finally be bees. this is good news.

...we could already do that

WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE

anyway this is actually more like bad news. cus it means we are still likely under attack.

We're under attack?

i think so? maybe not... either way we probably still need to cure the ones infected by the first strain

Once again. Do we know anyone who has been infected?

i dont think so. but we should cure them A so they cant infect others and B uhhhh cus it just seems like the right thing to do and its not going to hurt them

Good point. Let's cure the reanimated corpses of emm... life?

oh... i guess

maybe 2train (second strain. as opposed to stra1n. first strain) is what happens after somehaj gets bitten by one infected with stra1n? @the-hajhaj can i get a confirm or deny?

It’s a mutation of the first strain, but it’s still just reanimated corpses. To our knowledge, no living creatures have been infected by either strain yet.

FUCK!!!! A LACK OF ANY INFORMATION IS NOT GOOD FOR SCIENCE!!! EVEN A LOW SAMPLE SIZE WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!

anyway. we need to figure out what happens somehow. of course we could just wait for someone to get bitten but id rather not have that happen... i have one idea but i need to develop it more.

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

@the-gulhaj good news! we can-

finally be bees. this is good news.

...we could already do that

WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE

anyway this is actually more like bad news. cus it means we are still likely under attack.

We're under attack?

i think so? maybe not... either way we probably still need to cure the ones infected by the first strain

Once again. Do we know anyone who has been infected?

i dont think so. but we should cure them A so they cant infect others and B uhhhh cus it just seems like the right thing to do and its not going to hurt them

Good point. Let's cure the reanimated corpses of emm... life?

oh... i guess

maybe 2train (second strain. as opposed to stra1n. first strain) is what happens after somehaj gets bitten by one infected with stra1n? @the-hajhaj can i get a confirm or deny?
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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

@the-gulhaj good news! we can-

finally be bees. this is good news.

...we could already do that

WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE

anyway this is actually more like bad news. cus it means we are still likely under attack.

We're under attack?

i think so? maybe not... either way we probably still need to cure the ones infected by the first strain

Once again. Do we know anyone who has been infected?

i dont think so. but we should cure them A so they cant infect others and B uhhhh cus it just seems like the right thing to do and its not going to hurt them

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

@the-gulhaj good news! we can-

finally be bees. this is good news.

...we could already do that

WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE

anyway this is actually more like bad news. cus it means we are still likely under attack.

We're under attack?

i think so? maybe not... either way we probably still need to cure the ones infected by the first strain

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

@the-gulhaj good news! we can-

finally be bees. this is good news.

...we could already do that

WHAT THAT WAS A JOKE

anyway this is actually more like bad news. cus it means we are still likely under attack.

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

You can still use your plan for the first strain of Zomfish. Roses didn’t appear to be able to be communicated with. Probably something about The second strain not being completely under Livlig’s control, and hence having something like free will, I guess?

ah that makes sense

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Alright, @the-gulhaj, @the-haj, @the-smahaj, @the-turkoshaj, @the-rodhaj, @the-purpurhaj and anyone else who is combating the zomfishes: Good news, we found a way to destroy the second strain of Zomfish. Even better news, we found out we don’t have to, because they can understand you, at least with the help of project Lingo. I also may have traumatised one of them. However, that one has perished for unrelated reasons.

oh COME onn i had like. a whole pllaaaannnn @the-gulhaj you still wanna bake those cookies tho?

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*evacuation alarm*

I have received a warning that a hoard of zombies may be approaching hajtown! Prepare accordingly. @the-hajhaj shelter will once again be open for thouse who seek protection, but we don't know what this new threath may have of consequences! We'll... its zombies? So they probably want to eat our brains! Grab food, water and warm blankets while we figure out whats going on.

exi, work on both a cure and making large amounts of hot chocolate. put the hot chocolate in the mugs that keep it hot btw. ill work on rounding up the zombies.

gulhaj. i will be going out there and making sure the zombies are as little of a threat as possible.

exi. set up a procedure for if i get bitten that removes all my godpower until you discover a cure. i will also be making a new area in the lab for spare zombies to test the cure on. also send the hot chocolate to the surviving hajar. including me. i deserve yummy treats too.

Can I go with you? I have a taser and can do some lightning spells. Electricity seems to stun them for a bit.

thank you. that is incredibly helpful information, and considering that absolutely. it will also be nice having company. exi-

thats enough requests, i can only do so much at once. gulhaj will be getting hot chocolate too just. stop. a please would be nice too.

oh.. sorry exi. ill try and do better ok?

thank you. (your lucky you coded me to be so forgiving)

anyway gulhaj thats fine. want me to build some gear for us?

Some anti-bite suits sounds good. Also we need cookies. Cookies seems to distract them

im sure we have a haj who does baking. can you talk to them about that? if you want you can also bake them yourself. ACTUALLY new idea. time travel nonsense. i help you with baking and then go back in time to build the suits. might even high five my past self. (its not going to like. end all of existence. i wouldnt do it if it could) sound good?

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*evacuation alarm*

I have received a warning that a hoard of zombies may be approaching hajtown! Prepare accordingly. @the-hajhaj shelter will once again be open for thouse who seek protection, but we don't know what this new threath may have of consequences! We'll... its zombies? So they probably want to eat our brains! Grab food, water and warm blankets while we figure out whats going on.

exi, work on both a cure and making large amounts of hot chocolate. put the hot chocolate in the mugs that keep it hot btw. ill work on rounding up the zombies.

gulhaj. i will be going out there and making sure the zombies are as little of a threat as possible.

exi. set up a procedure for if i get bitten that removes all my godpower until you discover a cure. i will also be making a new area in the lab for spare zombies to test the cure on. also send the hot chocolate to the surviving hajar. including me. i deserve yummy treats too.

Can I go with you? I have a taser and can do some lightning spells. Electricity seems to stun them for a bit.

thank you. that is incredibly helpful information, and considering that absolutely. it will also be nice having company. exi-

thats enough requests, i can only do so much at once. gulhaj will be getting hot chocolate too just. stop. a please would be nice too.

oh.. sorry exi. ill try and do better ok?

thank you. (your lucky you coded me to be so forgiving)

anyway gulhaj thats fine. want me to build some gear for us?

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