World's stupidest genius

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I reblog mostly w/o tags. I’ll add trigger warnings, if you need something tagged let me know. I’m pretty accomodating on that regard.

I do not spell check what I write in the tags, and I will not start. It’s part of my brand and I find it funny.

Call me Sprog.

I use any pronouns other than he/she/xenos.

I will block you if I think you’re a bot or honestly for any other reason I feel like doing so.

I sometimes use a screen reader. It’s my phone’s standard one so it’s shit. If you use that extremely tiny ass font I will block you on sight. The screen reader doesn’t work for that for some reason. It’s annoying and I will not be able to see your posts.

Other blogs of mine:

- @sprog-does-art

- @sprog-writes

I think they’re pretty self explanatory.

Original posts tag: #me me post

Pinned Post doing this just because
peachdoxie
ziptiesnfries

i feel like an often overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the "monster of the week" format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there'd be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn't fit into the main plot, it just doesn't happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.

disillusioneddanny
homunculus-argument

Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

homunculus-argument

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@witchofanguish it is also used in poetry and plays, ghosts talk like that. Imagine being in a folk story, staying overnight in an abandoned cabin and in the middle of the night there's a knock on the door and a bellowing voice going

LET ME IN.

and from the "me" alone you know that whoever is out there is not one among the living.

atlinmerrick

OP IS PLAYING 6D CHESS WE GO HOME NOW.

This is brilliant.

ex-bus

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