weenie hut jr. was funny as hell but like we can all agree the salty spittoon was 100% a gay bar

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go my isopods!!

gay people cant say I love you. Its always gotta be

original source so gay most fanfiction isn't that homosexual

I wish there was some way to effectively communicate to working class cishet white men that their financially irresponsible purchase of a gigantic hideous new truck is not sexy or impressive in anyway. Just saw a guy who’s girl left him because he was an abusive alcoholic and he immediately made a post that was like “Just spent the $3k I had saved up for a ring on the down payment.” and then posted a picture of his ugly new truck. Obviously this was meant to hurt her but I’m sure it just strengthened her resolve to never speak to him again.

I genuinely feel like the only people who are like “My parents shouldn’t have gotten divorced, it’s so sad my parents got divorced.” are people who’s parents divorced before they gained sentience. Practically everyone who has parents who divorced when they were old enough to have known the dynamic between their parents is like “Oh, thank God they finally divorced.” like, maybe you end up with shitty stepparents or your parents have coparenting drama but most children of divorce have the ability to recognize that their parents shouldn’t have stayed together.

When I came out as a lesbian at 13 (long story, am a bisexual man now) one of my dad’s friends gave me a gag gift shirt he had laying around that he was too embarrassed to wear. It said ‘FBI: FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR’ which is an absolutely terrible shirt for a middle aged man to walk around in but wildly funny for a teenage lesbian. And yes, I did wear it. Not to school but frequently at home.

It sucks that we cant pour oil down the sink like we can't have anything

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

i'm so fucking over it

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

op turned off reblogs from this post and i am so fucking heartbroken bc how else will people know about quacking in my boobs. what the helley