you use anon to tell children to kill themselves. I use anon to tell the same shitty knock knock joke 73 times ti my moots. We are not the same

Knock knock

Who's there?

You.

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking

ohohohoohohoh

this is easily one of the videos i’ve ever seen

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

happy Thursday the 20th guys

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

IT’S THURSDAY THE 20TH

SMELLS LIKE THURSDAY THE 20TH IN HERE

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

The local queer centrum asked us all to support the ban on conversion therapy in the EU initiative, so now it's My Job to do it seriously.

We still need so many signatures. Damn. So. Many. Signatures.

Come on people, we can do this!!

To my fellow European moots and followers, please sign this initiative to make conversion therapies illegal in all the EU.

We need 1M signatures and there's only 100k.

Just in Madrid, more than 1M people attended the PRIDE event. It's time to put our efforts where our words are.

Hey! Thank you for sharing this! There was an unexpected surge of notes on this post, and you are the one who caused it.

Re: Pride attendance: I don't know about Madrid, but here in Luxembourg, it made me seriously angry how the people organizing it didn't mention this initiative in their speeches. They pose demands to the state each year, and this year, banning conversion therapy was one of them. You'd think that they'd at least mention that, hey, by the way, you could totally do something about that, but no, they just said that the Government should ban conversion praxis, anyway, let's party. There were so many people at that event! We could have had the signatures for our country together then and there pretty easily. Instead, we only got, like twenty new signatures? I believe. Not sure. I did check it at the time, but it was a while ago, I forgot the exact number.

Thank you!! I wasn't seeing that much activity in Spain regarding this topic, and neither on my dash here in Tumblr so I decided to give it a boost.

If just like 15% of the people going to these big prides voted, I think we would be already over the million votes...

Keep sharing please!!

European friends, please sign this!

me turning the world communist

huh maybe i should get through more than half the video before commenting

Im laughing so hard oh my god

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

so, today we, russian queers, may become "extremists" by decision of russian supreme court and thus our existence will be silenced and erased. any queer activism will be impossible for us. I don't know what to do anymore. I was heartbroken when they passed the laws about "gay propaganda" and transgender people, now I'm just numb. I don't want to escape. I just want to live safely in my own country.

please hear us.

I'm adding the tags of every Fandom I know so more people can see this!

PLEASE SEE THIS, EVERYONE!!!! IM TAGGING ACCOUNTS I FOLLOW AND SOME I DONT

@yourlocalbadgerscales @catchymemes @moutainrusing @snarky-magpie @outromoony @queer-all-year @lgbt @lgbtrights-blog @lgbtrightsarehumanrights @queerrights @lgbtrightsandsupport-blog @lgbtrightsmatter

reblog this if your account is a safe space for polyamorous and non-monag people or is owned by someone who is polyamorous or non-monogamous

I’m an “I do not like children” person but not an “I hate children” person. I do not want a child. I do not particularly like being in the company of small children. I am not interested in babysitting. I do not think society’s view on procreating being necessary to fulfill one’s life is healthy. But I think kids are people too and they deserve all the resources, time and attention they need to successfully grow. I think the welfare of children is fundamental to society. I smile at babies in public. I try to be sympathetic if a child is having a meltdown in public. I think being cruel to children is one of the worst things a human can do.

This puts me in a strange middle ground because I absolutely cannot get along with the “I love babies, I need to have kids, my kids are my world, having children is sooo beautiful, the world should cater to children always” crowd or the “I think children are like disgusting little rats, I hate them, they’re subhuman” crowd.

"I am not a person in possession of the required skills and/or mental headspace to handle and endure being around and taking care of children" is a necessary thing to recognize

I’m very tired. you probably heard that Russia destroyed the Kakhovka Dam to slow Ukraine’s counter offensive. here’s something I didn’t quite realize: since this February, the Russians operated the dam in juuuuust the right way so that as much water would build up as possible when the snow melted and spring showers started. and then they blew the whole thing up.

40,000 people may need to be evacuated. I don’t really have the energy to say anything else right now.

Hospitallers Medical Battalion: actual angels can confirm. they’re combat-zone medical services - you know how humanitarian groups like MFS and Red Cross have to pause operations due to the Russians fucking shooting at humanitarian zones? yeah, these guys don’t pause for bullets, they fucking walk into them and they bring out anyone they can.

Serhiy Prytula Charity Foundation: you can choose from a number of various fundraiser projects here, if you’re feeling particularly picky. for those of you who balk at the idea of supporting anything military just please remember that things like vehicles and drones aren’t just for military use, they’re also for evacuation and finding the wounded and they’re fucking vital.

KSE Foundation: similar to the above, KSE has multiple projects you can choose from to donate to. looking at it right now, one of the projects with the lowest amounts of money raised thus far - despite being started in April - is Seeds for Ukraine, which will help Ukraine recover from the ecological devastation Russia has been wreaking (and with Ukraine, the countries that rely on Ukraine’s grain exports that Russia keeps trying to steal).

Come Back Alive: do these guys even need the introduction? they’re Come Back Alive. I’m kissing all of them.

United24: Zelenskyy’s brain child, and the official fundraising platform of Ukraine. Mark Hamill recommends the fundraisers for drones in particular.

UAnimals: Nova Kakhovka’s zoo got… pretty much completely swept away. all zoo residents except the birds have drowned. UAnimals has tried throughout the occupation to keep the animals safe, and they’ve been reporting on the status of the zoo. I don’t really know what to say except that I hope they’re able to save the pets and strays in the towns along the river.

You can find NGOs specific to evacuation efforts in this post; please signal boost it as well. I’ve listed them but am leaving the links for the op post.

Please sign this petition. Almost all of the 500k books that they removed are actually no longer in print and inaccessible to many.

The publishers did not care about those books in the first place but they did this anyway because they have vendetta against open access.

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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