SHORTEST POSSIBLE RECAP OF MY CANON:
-am Kaneki Ken, human college student
-get jumped by Arima and assistant in an alley, they give me a shot, I briefly see and feel my new kagune before going under fully
-wake up as a ghoul with white hair in a CCG facility with other created ghouls
-learn from others there about Rize, but never met her
-we’re individually tortured on the regular (like with Jason in the manga/anime) but I don’t actually remember this part thankfully
-close with Banjo and Mutsuki in there
-escape in a huge group escape, but lose track of them
-stumble upon Anteiku
-live there, tutor Hinami, crush on Touka, etc.
-get found and killed by the CCG a few years later
“the experts on slow-burn secret gay relationships” in what universe do you two know anything about slow burn
them being like dont we all just love chewing on hoodie strings made me laugh a little like welcome to my new hoodie strings conspiracy: phil just fucking bit them
Posting on 1/13/2026
by the way guys, this deployment of ice to minnesota is largest ever. more agents than chicago. we are a much less dense state. we are being inundated.
It is the largest Department of Homeland Security operation in history. And yet Minnesota’s Somali population (this operation’s primary target) is upwards of 90% naturalized American citizens. It’s even more of a manufactured crisis than most DHS operations. Genuinely living in Minnesota now feels like we’re a small country on the brink of invasion.
*slappy wattle noises*
haha just like cat
funny noise
cat login sound
haha just like chicken
Our next coord is inspired by Pokemon #692 Clauncher
Joe and Charlie keep unrelentingly ship baiting in the bts and it’s very funny that consistently nobody cares but they just don’t give up
men of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will
They made it happen the crazy bastards
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