just got off the phone with unesco they’re adding tgirl fag voice to their list of protected intangible cultural heritages

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

PENNY NO

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

Picturing a type of guy that, inverse of the 'if I became a vampire I'd just kill bad people' argues that in a setting where vampirisim implies the existence of the Christian god (weaknesses to crosses, holy water, no walking on holy ground, abjured by the word of the lord etc etc and or throw in any lore that ties vampirisms creation to some abrahamic inspired whatever ala vtm) then the only moral move is to murder virtuous Christians because your sending them to heaven or whatever whereas eternal torment in hell makes it morally inexcusable to kill a sinner *or* to allow a vampire to starve to death

Horse figure of the day: Lego Horse 4493c01pb02

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

i gotta remember this

why is it able to instantly liquify a bay leaf but struggles with garlic 😭