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This is hardly my usual fandom nonsense, but I've just learned that a friend of a family friend was grabbed by ICE earlier this week. If anyone is able to donate or to spread the link to her gofundme, please do. I don't have a ton of extra info to share, but this woman has already been through a lot. Please, please consider helping.

The GoFundMe is less than $400 from its goal. Vanessa has two hearings coming up in the next few days. Please help if you’re able!

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

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vesper-1898 asked:

What about something borrowed?👀

This is one of those AUs where Jyn was raised on Coruscant as Krennic’s ward and meets Rebel agent Cassian when she gets involved in one of his jobs. I’ve apparently decided an early-2000s romcom is a great inspiration for this situation—specifically, The Wedding Date, where a woman hires an escort to be her plus-one for wedding festivities. Because that, to my brain, sounds like an excellent way to get into an exclusive society event an assassinate Orson Krennic. All Cassian has to do is not fall head-over-heals in love with the rich society girl and her hidden depths over the next week or so.

Good luck, bud.

I actually do have a bit of prose about their first meeting:


The caf shop where they meet is classy, but not extravagant. It’s the kind of place someone like Jyn Krennic comes when she’s being discreet. According to the dossier, Orson Krennic’s adoptive daughter, is discreet 80% of the time, and completely outrageous the remaining 20%.

Cassian’s alias is Caldo Gael. Born on Alderaan 27 years ago—same age as Cassian—to a working class family. No higher education degree, but the robust Alderaanian educational system means he has the kind of background in liberal arts that Cassian absolutely doesn’t. It’s a weak spot in the cover. Caldo immigrated to Coruscant and found work as a bartender and at a host club before turning to his current niche. Cassian can’t say he’s ever been a sex worker before, let alone an escort. Krennic's—Jyn's—inquiry said she wasn’t interested in “full service,” though, so Caldo’s job is the same as Cassian’s: be what someone else wants him to be, for as long as the engagement lasts.

She arrives on time, fifteen minutes after Cassian takes a seat next to a hologram of a picturesque mountain view. On Coruscant, a merely ‘classy’ business can’t afford real estate with an actual view of anything but the next skyscraper. Jyn Krennic looks just like the image in the dossier: dark hair, pale skin, short with a slim build and soft facial features. What the holo didn’t convey was the sharpness in her green eyes, the focus of her gaze. She spots him quickly across the room, and something in that gaze sends a quiet spark of interest through him that has nothing to do with the mission. Nothing overwhelming, nothing that will be a distraction, but she stands out.

Immortal Jyn omg!!!

YES! I don’t have much on this one even in notes, but it’s inspired by jenniferjun1per’s Some Distant Memory, as well as the Fullmetal Alchemist take on this trope I did a couple years back with @klainelynch and @goneadrift. The basic premise is well known—one of them is immortal, the other reincarnates, they keep finding each other across lifetimes—so here are a couple little bits of concept I think are neat:

  • Reincarnated Cassian was born with a scar—not a birthmark, a straight up burn scar—where Jyn’s kyber crystal was pushed against his chest on Scarif
  • They’ve both been reincarnating for a while, but for some reason Jyn just doesn’t die on Scarif. That’s why Baze says Cassian has “the face of a friend.” He KNOW SOMETHING.
  • Whichever incarnation of Cassian remembers Jyn is Force sensitive, which is why he’s sure this isn’t just hallucinations or something.
  • The culture he’s from has a custom of having multiple equally valid names, so starting to go by Cassian as well as his birth name doesn’t feel strange to him.

So… yeah. I know I’d want to set it in the Legends timeline, but I’m just not invested in much after the New Jedi Order (I gave up on the Dark Nest Trilogy after one book), so I’m just not familiar enough with the events. I stalled out early on this one 🤷‍♀️

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