The masculine gaze is a man saying Daniel Craig has “let himself go” after seeing the new Knives Out film as if I wasn’t admiring his Cuban heels and lovely three-piece suits and thinking to myself he looked better than he did in James Bond
having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it’s not easy to live up to someone else’s behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you’re reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life
ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk
the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like “damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something.” and the guy is just like “well yeah thats his first language so ofc he’s fluent??” and they all go “haha good one” and move on, leaving him confused
they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like “the 9 of us” even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !
that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop
Where is the obit Gaud, come on don’t hold out on us
i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this, enjoy!
RIP (In loving, random access memory)
After a long illness, my beloved laptop, 3, while surrounded by family and tech support, succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin (me), an estranged guest user, an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks.
Friends, we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory, both RAM and hard drive,
volatile and non-volatile, and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion.
Caches to caches, rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped, its chassis refurbished, and its
processor sold for scrap, its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts, and
eventually come back to haunt me.
