mecharex2:

The horse has now learned….

MOVEMENT

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radiofreederry:

I love TikTok

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virtuesignals:

you’re in her dms im in a saw trap

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bogleech:

bogleech:

I think all political jobs all the way up to the president should only be allowed to earn their country’s minimum wage the entire time they work in politics. Also they should get only 1 week’s vacation per year and have to pay for their own food and gas. The white house should charge them rent.

Guys the joke is that they’d hate it so much they would demand the minimum wage be higher

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professionalchaoticdumbass:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

gunsandfireandshit:

y'know maybe letting him into the public domain was a bad idea

no this is good

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disteal:

seelcudoom:

disteal:

The morbius meme is uniquely great knowing Disney can’t make the most of the PR when it’s 200x funnier if you refuse to watch the movie

its overshadowed the movie itself so much i legit dont even know what its about? i think hes a vampire? and other then that literally everything i have heard about him is its morbin time

Jared leto, vampire, it’s marvel somehow, nobody saw it, don’t know don’t care its morbin time

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ghostcrows:

ghostcrows:

Werthers unoriginals. Werthers trite and cliche. Werthers entirely derivative

Hell on grandpa technique

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sylren13:

shoku-and-awe:

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

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grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Sucking her off silly style. Shlocking her shit goofy as hell. Slobbing on her junk in the wackiest fashion imaginable. Becoming the joker of blowjobs.

The professors don’t but soooo many of us can fit in a single bathroom stall

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