[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

problematic will to live gap

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

every reread kills me a little bit more

reread and enjoy <3

hey- look at me while im posting to you.

worship and violence both require your devotion

and your hands

i have a bachelor's degree in bitching and moaning

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

caught you with hope in your eyes yesterday cut that shit out

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table