cold as fuck out is anyone else experiencing this? [remembers i should be inclusive to my southern hemisphere followers currently experiencing spring-summer weather] hot as fuck out is anyone else experiencing this?
it’s fucking TEMPERATURE out there. TEMPERATURE with a side of WEATHER.
never forget when saruman literally told gandalf “you’ve been smoking too much weed bro”
“You’re smoking too much weed,” says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
just got a text reminding me to go to my next dentist appointment. i’m very sorry but i’m afraid that won’t be possible because last time i was there i was laying back with the dentists fingers in my mouth when i looked over at their computer and almost choked to death because the photo that was attached to my dentistry records was this:
so I think what’s happened is that at some point my dentists have taken the profile pictures associated with your email address. except this was my profile picture when i was like. 17. i am now almost 24. certainly wasn’t the first thought on my mind at the time though, the main one being “oh my god i need to kill myself immediately”
hey guys great news its literally so much worse than i thought
