Maomao: Not to worry. I have a permit.
Court lady: This just says, “Maomao can do what she wants” with master Jinshi signature.
mike’s hard bubble tea
It’s just marbles
(via patrik-star)
lying in front of the street cleaner
did the street cleaner believe you?
it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people
(via cheezfingerslim)
gyx:
horny
horny ^ horny
horny | horny
horny o ———-> horny
horny horny
horny horny
horny
good heavens look at the time
(via patrik-star)