Bit of a vent sketch showing a pair of NPC’s from the exalted game run by a friend and myself. Fist Which Holds No Mercy and her sister Contessa at events in their past which did a lot to define them. Fist having beaten her dragon blooded father in a single duel over reasons which haven’t been explored and Contessa bringing down a fire dragon after it destroyed her squadron and burnt her pretty badly.
down with white corporations
DOWN WITH THE PROTECTION OF CHILDREN
If I use Snail, I get freedom from vaccination of bronies.
I guess you could say I’m against herd immunity? *ba-dum tish*
(No but seriously vaccinate your kids, yourself, your dog, your cat, whatever, if it can be vaccinated vaccinate it. Small children and people with compromised immune systems do not deserve Brony-vector measles.)
I get “Christians for White Wallstreet“ … Soooooo I’m evidently a republican presidential candidate according to this?
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Anonymous asked: GNU Terry Prachett
- You take a seat at the restaurant. A waitress brings you a sweet tea. You don’t look at what’s floating in the sweet tea. You never look at what’s floating in the sweet tea. You take a sip and ignore the taste of copper.
- An old woman sits on her porch. You don’t know her name. In fact, you cannot remember ever seeing her leave the porch. She calls you “darlin’” and you cannot resist her call. Southern hospitality is famous.
- The children whisper curses, and all of them end in “bless their heart”.
- You drive past a cotton field. The stark whiteness of it unnerves you. You aren’t sure if those are cotton bolls. They shiver in the wind and blink at your passing. You grip the steering wheel and don’t look again.
- The mayor has been mayor since 1893. No one has run against him in five generations. Sometimes people mention opposition candidates, but you never remember their names. The things that float to the top of the retention pond are unrecognizable as human.
- Taxpayers protest fiercely at the cost of filling potholes. Instead, they are patched. They are not patched with concrete. You can hear the squish of fluid every time your tires move over one.
- There has always been a Baptist church on the corner of Main and Central. Who are you to insinuate that there has not always been a Baptist church on the corner of Main and Central? You see lights on in the old church at the corner of Main and Central late a night, and you do not speak of them to anyone.
- There are no rich people in the tri-country area, but all of the poor people have the idea that the rich should not be taxed.
- Small children seems to disappear when people don’t lock their doors at night. But the neighborhood is too nice for locked doors. Southern hospitality is famous.
- A family moves in from the North. The next day they all spontaneously combust on a trip to Kroger. “It’s not that hot,” someone says. “Yankees, I ask ya.”
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Well, this is one way to start the first day of spring.
“HOW DOES GOING WARP 10 TURN YOU INTO A GECKO…THING?!” —
Demo, watching Voyager
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No. That episode doesn’t exist. It was a fever dream.
Sir Terry Pratchett, 28 April 1948 – 12 March 2015
“DON’T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”
Art by Paul Kidby
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[video]
Tyrant comes back from the dead and and petrifies 99% of the world population all over again through the power of trash talking
White-haired asshole turns out to be god.
The potato is a bad guy and the dad was not as much of an asshole as we thought he was
Protagonists kill their parents and light a lighthouse.
Fatal baptisms
He just wanted to prove you’re the best
He probably shouldn’t have been keeping an axe right there.
theres a lot of meat and you get a new turtleneck
You tell the manifestation of humanity’s desire for death to fuck off to the moon.
Cross out what you’ve done:
Appearance
- I had piercings besides the ears
- I want piercings besides the ears
I have a scarI tan easily- I wish my hair was a different color
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
- I want a tattoo
I can be self-conscious about my appearance- I have/had braces
- I have more than two piercings
Embarrassment
Disney movies still make me cry sometimesI’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried- I’ve glued my hand to something
- I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
- I’ve had my pants rip in public
- I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt
Health
I’ve gotten stitches- I’ve broken or dislocated a bone
- I’ve had my tonsils removed
- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed
I’ve had chicken poxTravel
I’ve been to FloridaI’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one dayI’ve been on a plane- I’ve been to California
- I’ve been to Asia.
- I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
- I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands
- I’ve been to the Caribbean
- I’ve been to Europe
Experiences
I’ve gotten lost in my city- I’ve seen a shooting star
- I’ve wished on a shooting star
- I’ve seen a meteor shower
- I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
- I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
- I’ve slapped someone
- I’ve kissed someone underwater
I’ve chugged something- I’ve crashed a car
- I’ve been skiing
- I’ve been in a musical
I’ve auditioned for somethingI’ve been on stage- I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue
- I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
- I’ve pranked someone
I’ve ridden in a taxiHonesty / Crime
- I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’tI’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t- I’ve snuck out
- I’ve lied about my whereabouts
I’ve cheated while playing a gameI’ve been in a fist fightDeath
I’m afraid of dying- I hate funerals
- I’ve seen someone/something die
Someone I know has attempted/committed suicideMaterialism
- I own over 5 rap CD’s
- I’m obsessed with anime/manga
- I collected comic books
- I own a lot of makeup
- I own something from Pac Sun
- I own something from The Gap
- I own something I got on E-Bay
- I own something from Abercrombie
I thrive on compliments- I thrive on hate
Random
- I can sing low key
- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
I open up to others easilyI watch the news occasionally or alwaysI don’t like to kill bugs- I sing in the shower
- I’m a morning person
- I’m a sports fanatic
- I twirl my hair
- I care about grammar
- I love to spam friends
- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
- I bake well
- I would wear pajamas to school
- I like Martha Stewart
I laugh at my own jokesI eat fast food weeklyI’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class- I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room
- I’m really ticklish
I like white chocolateI bite/used to bite my nails- I’m good at remembering names
- I’m good at remembering dates
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my lifePeople
- ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic
- ..have called me fat
- ..have said I’m skinny
- ..have said I’m ugly
..have said I’m pretty..have spread rumors about me- ..forced me to eat
- ..say I eat too much
- ..say I eat too little
Eating
- I’ve lost weight quickly
- I’ve gained weight quickly
- I’m at my thinnest
- I’m at my biggest
- I’ve lost weight and kept it off
- I’ve lost weight, but gained it back
- My weight affects my mood
- I “diet”
- I’m vegan/vegetarian.
I exercise- I’ve fainted from exhaustion
Family
- I’ve sworn at my parents
I’ve planned to run away from home beforeI’ve run away from home- I have a sibling less than one year old
- I want kids in the future
- I’ve had kids
- I’ve lost a child
Relationships
- I’m engaged
- I’m married
- I’m single
- I’ve gone on a blind date
- I have/had a friend with benefits
- I miss someone right now
I have a fear of abandonment- I’ve gotten divorced.
- I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
I’m a cuddler- I’ve been kissed in the rain
- I’ve hugged a stranger
- I’ve kissed a stranger
Bad times
- I regularly drink
- I can’t swallow pills
- I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty
- I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point
- I have/had anxiety problems.
I shut others out when I’m upset.I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.- I have taken/take anti-depressants.
- I’ve slept an entire day before
- I’ve plotted revenge