Remus: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it's asleep, put it in your mouth, but don't eat it! Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now, you have a bee in your mouth. 
C!Thomas: ...
C!Thomas: Why would I do that?

add more freckles to your characters. add them to canon characters too

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

they just called and told me I won the award for number 1 worst at showing interest in things

VIP: very important person
WIP: work in progress

VIP: very important progress
WIP: work in person

VIP: very in progress
WIP: work important person

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

fucking fascinating thing to say, Shinji, what the fuck? this child is not okay

I as a trans man do NOT feel safe on queer spaces that exclude cis men

You are telling me you are willing to exclude cis intersex men, bigender people, non binary men.

Basicaly anyone who doesnt fit your reinvented gender binary.

If you are willing to exclude queer men theres nothing that proves me you wont exclude me too the moment i dont fit your idea of a trans man

I dont feel safe there. No thanks.

Excluding cis men will only harm your community