pembas

please excuse my beer after spider

[after getting penn and teller themed vaginoplasty] she said she wants to suck my penn... how do I tell 'er?

Ten cold hot dogs and im not gonna tell you what to do with them im just gonna watch

I Have Dodged Some Of The Sexiest Bullets In My Life.

wife found out how much i spend on money

8 hours a day

average Seattle polycule living situation or something

fucking double decker couch

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

my shift lead says im not allowed to do stealth takedowns on the clock anymore

Improvisation

this was my introduction to classics of game. i have been a devout follower ever since.

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good

every time i see this on my dash it is my solemn duty to inform you that this is NOT from tails gets trolled. it is an edit of tails gets trolled by our very own @sickjacket. it is extremely funny that it has become the single most recognizable part of Tails Gets Trolled when it is not actually Tails Gets Trolled. that's just how good @sickjacket is

U cannot fucking fathom this meal the greatest of meals and some meals fucking change the game and are game changers that completely morhp your understanding of food and meal compozishin

This meal have the power to have completely transmorphed the way the world think about food

careful……. this meme is imbued with Powerful Energies