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Faust extends its regards to you, denizens of Tumblr. You may know me as Faust, but you may be surprised to discover which Faust I am; I am the Faust of Earth, the Faust of the Mirror World that Tumblr resides in. Tumblr appears only in this Mirror World, making it an object of interest to Faust. To clarify, I am not a kinnie or a fictive—I am the genuine article. I am a Faust, connected with the Gesellschaft, and have relations with its members. I adore Limbus Company and will post about it regularly, in addition to my other interests, as well as answering inquiries about my fellow Fausts.
A DNI list:
-TERFs. There are many transgender and/or genderqueer Fausts, and I am an ally.
-People who draw Heathcliff and Outis white, and/or use he/him for Dante. Self explanatory.
-People who think Vellmori, Mimi, or Monggeu were at fault in their respective circumstances.
-Minors. I post much adult content here. But, moreover, the truths displayed on my blog are too great for your feeble, underdeveloped minds. Leave now.
-Harry Potter fans, obviously.
-Proshippers. Again, obviously.
-People who brought The One Who Grips Faust to Uptie IV. She sickens me, and does not deserve the preferential treatment.
-Blue Archive fans. All pedophiles should be chemically castrated and then shot.
-Genshin fans. Play something that respects your time.
-People who brought The One Who Grips Faust to Uptie III. Her Uptie story proves that she is unworthy of being part of the Gesellschaft, and her Skill 3 is garbage.
-Sinclair haters. He is a perfect minor-coded baby boy who can do no wrong, and hating him says a lot about a person.
-Gooners. The “Im dropping this game” incident is seared into the collective memory of the Gesellschaft and keeps me awake every night.
-Cybertruck drivers. Cybertruck Test Driver Faust died because of people like you.
-People who brought The One Who Grips Faust to Uptie II. Whistles’ flat SP gain makes Limbus Company’s combat too easy, and is unhealthy for the game overall.
-People who call Fluid Sac “overrated.” Percentage-based HP healing will always be useful, as will flat SP healing. Why are you complaining?
-Okusawa Misaki haters. She is the greatest character in Bandori and it’s no contest, and disliking her indicates a lack of media literacy.
-Hohenheim.
-People who thought Rupture was worthless pre-Heishou identities. 99x99 Rupture outside of the Mirror Dungeon was more than possible before them.
-Devyat Sinclair haters. See both the immediate above clause, and the other Sinclair clause.
-People who let LCE E.G.O.: Ardor Blossom Star Faust use A.B.S. Max Attunement 【Degraded Corrosion】. It’s so painful for her…
-People who regularly use The One Who Grips Faust. It’s NOT HARD to simply NOT USE such a problematic FUCKING unit.
-Murder on The Warp Express fans. That intervallo is very triggering for me, as a Faust.
-ESGOO. I hate the letters E and S, especially when they’re next to each other!!! Like in ESpecially!!!! I’ll literally throwing up right now. This is your fault, ESGOO.
-The wench. You know who you are.
-People who shop on Temu. Fast fashion disgusts me.
-People who hate Taco John’s. If you think Taco John’s is anything but fucking scrumptious, I cannot trust any of your other opinions.
-Shawn from Grindr. We may be coworkers now but I still do not forgive you for calling Poison Control on me.
-Those whom call Jia Qiu a “gigachad.” He is NOT a gigachad; he is too soft on Hong Lu for his inaction regarding the Kong Family Massacre. Jia Qiu should feel far more spiteful than he does in the game and the fact that he does not makes him an underwhelming, farcical character. He is too poorly written to be anything close to a “gigachad,” and calling him such reveals your own lackluster media literacy.
-Scorpion owners. You “people” sicken me. Search the “scorpions in Fausts vagina” tag if you wish to learn why you are not allowed to interact with my blog.
-Hillary Fuck and her fans. Her putting a scorpion in her vagina during War Inc. (2008) is ungodly fucking problematic. If you do not believe me, do as I instructed to the scorpion owners in the above clause.
-Labubu tourists. Labubus were good before you people and your mainstream consumerism gentrified them to hell and back. If anyone mentions the fucking stupid ass 24k gold Labubu I will turn into Erlking Heathcliff.
-People who do not think cis men can or should try to become pregnant. I do not need people trying to bait me into arguments on my blog. I literally took biology classes in highschool. Sybau
-Vivziepop fans.
-Cryptobros.
-People who hate on Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights adaptation. The original book still exists, like?? And what ever happened to supporting women?
-The stupid bitch worm who needs to practice mindfulness. Until you actually do that, and show me proof, you are barred from this blog of mine.
-So-called “dark empaths.” You are full of shit. The pop psychology definition of dark empath and dark empathy is categorically incorrect, and I am the only one practicing the true definition.
-That one anon who said they are not “convinced that [I] am not a serial killer.” I do not need your negative energy in my space.
-People who think Middle/Thumb/Heishou Sinclairs are well-written or fitting. They literally are not and are some of the most OOC things of Sinclair’s character.
-The One Who Grips Faust kinnies. Pick a good Faust to pretend to be or improve your person before you insert yourself into my existence.
-Cop defenders. No, not all individual cops are bastards, but the system in which they operate exists to enact wanton cruelty upon anyone deemed “deviant” under the guise of justice/protection and to defend authoritarian interests. Enlighten yourself.
-People who watch Zet. I do not know how to explain why you should not give support to and/or platform homophobic scumbags.
-Laurel Yanny. It is best for both of us…
-Kale and any of Laurel Yanny’s new associates. I do not wish to drag them back into my orbit, and neither should you.
-Straight men who are dating women. The inherent power imbalance in your relationships disgusts me. I do not want you patriarchal assholes stinking up the air of my progressive blog.
-The manager who decided to not let us go on break that one shift in December. I do not care if you are in highschool you piss me off.
If you do not fall into any of the above categories, you are welcome to interact with my blog. With that now written, that is remains is to set you free; have a beautiful day.
