Plant nerd turned Environmental Scientist turned bartender turned whore.
Not everyone is welcome but everyone is punchable.
*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently
*flips next card over* by the devil
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Quokka on my dik dik until I sea squirt
heavy precummers who always got underwear that look like someone sneezed in it >>>>>
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Play together only couples be like
You wanna get to me you gotta come in him
Do they make small hair straighteners?
Not for anything weird, I just wanna give my cock those Zooey Deschanel bangs
“Being gay just isn’t naruto” oh fuck you
NATURAL! NATURAL! NATURAL!
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Everything I know about Taylor Swift happens against my will 😭
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