unparalleled interaction on reddit... someone made the comment "who the fuck would want to read lord farquaad testicular torsion erotica" and reddit user FarquaadsFuckDoll replied "I can think of one potential reader"

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

no new selfies to post just wanted to remind everyone that i’m sexy and you’re just going to have to trust me

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget