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bish0ps:

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sympolite:

iamoutofideas:

lmaonade:

imagine having a discourse blog

imagine having a blog

imagine having… for i have naught a penny to me name

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exaltedrevenge:

darlingofdots:

knightsickness:

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

“a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good” and “people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica” are both correct statements

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orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

krippe90:

orpheuslament:

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

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pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

teaboot:

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”

frog-memes:

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tamamoland-dark-queen-of-gehenna:

maidthings:

maidthings:

chud skynet

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ato-the-bean:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

memewhore:

I’m obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

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animentality:

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5weekdays:

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won’t accept my insurance