woke seinfeld plot: george gets embarrassed after failing to get into harsh noise like the other girls and considers detransitioning. peterman sends elaine to a play party where she bumps into jerrys parents. kramer and newman attempt to create a new kink
woke seinfeld plot: jerry tries new material which gets him accused of reverse racism. kramer tries to make money selling neopronouns to high schoolers. elaine struggles to roll a joint. george sets up a substack
woke seinfeld plot: george softblocks elaine after she makes fun of his ponysona. jerry disparages bob sacamano, leading to kramer put “comedians dni” in his pinned post. newman gets an abortion.
If your Blorbo had to wear the clothes (or the lack of clothing) you are wearing right now (assuming it could be made to fit them, no matter what size they wore), would they be happy to be wearing it (or to not be wearing anything at all)?
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Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn’t sure how to approach it. I said “better question was who was your husbando” and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs….
One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back “ITS YAOI” which reduced the teen to yelling “ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!” So I yelled back “ITS SOFTCORE YAOI” anyway I get why dads are like that now
never be afraid to put your man in his place by spitting cum back at him like a disrespectful camel. learned that one at a catholic prep school for mentally disturbed yet beautiful brunette empaths.
