mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

dangerous misinformation

This is the folk music version of that LAN party where they duct taped a guy to the ceiling.

honestly the most realistic part in doctor who was the tv episode where david tennant says he doesnt have a tv licence and some woman’s like “Really?! They execute you for that!”

That’s honestly dystopian sounding

What is a VAT fiddle

me: has literally JUST moved house

the bbc, waltzing from the shadows snapping it’s corperate fingers: give ‘us money or we’ll break yer’ kneecaps, gov'na :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Ed2O_I7bw

They’ve claimed to have these since the 1970′s.

1952, actually

Also, “the ICO reported in a 2008 ruling, accepting the BBC’s argument and noting that it ‘relies on the public perception that the vans could be used at any time to catch evaders. This perception has been built up since the first van was launched in 1952.”. Y’know what that means? It doesn’t do shit!

Honestly if you want a more thorough debunking of TV detection vans and the TV license as a whole, this video does a decent job.

when you really think about it, your spouse is your "found family", which means your relationship is incest coded

*logs off tumblr and rereads the source material* phew... it was all just a bad dream.. . thank god...