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The Monkey's Paw

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september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

*One finger curls*

Unlimited constipation.

it would be interesting to finish a project not even early, but like not at the absolute last possible microsecond before the deadline, for once. what must that feel like

*One finger curls*

Only once ever.

i legitimately think Christmas music should be regulated. actually i think all radio music should be regulated for the saje of employees everywhere and I'm not joking

there should be designated stations that play the top 10 over and over, for people driving short distances, and designated stations that cannot play the same song more than twice in a 24 hour period, for people working in retail and fast food. and it should be a punishable labor violation for any manager to play a top 10 station for more than an hour in the workplace.

*One finger curls*

All I want for Christmas is you emanates from you loudly at all times.

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