Competence Was Never Guaranteed in the Prophecies

psa if you usually use discord to reach me for anything use literally any other app bc it logged me out sometime recently and since logging back in it’s not giving me notifications for any mentions or messages, even server-wide/@everyone mentions, for some fucking reason. which means right now /tumblr/ is somehow the more reliable message system 💀

mellowthorn:

Nettle & Shadow Wolf

apolladay:

When were you born? (not what you think! Please read below before voting!)

Very early¹

Early²

On time³

Late⁴

Very late⁵

I’m not sure

Nuance/Results

1 - Actually premature, born at 37 weeks or before

2 - A week or 2 before your estimated due date (38-39 weeks)

3 - within 3 days of your estimated due date (before or after)

4 - more than 3 days after your estimated due date up to 41 weeks

5 - your mother had to be induced because of how late it was, not from any other complications (42 weeks)

Just a curiosity! It’s cool if you have no idea lol I know because my mom complains how late I was 😅😅

jeyneofpoole:

for i have already forgiven you.

ylieke:

Louis de Pointe du Lac

ceruleanheaven:

when the ao3 author is funny in the chapter notes and i get lowkey parasocial

wobubling:

Flowers

beowulf22121:

boy-and-girl-crazy123456:

countryfriedvegan:

thetursithan:

Elephants have hearts of gold….

This just makes me wanna cry!!!!

Elephants also know and remember where aid is given.

After being shot by poacers, an elephant walked miles to a wildlife reserve where veterinarians worked. It waited until morning to be given antibiotics and have the bullet removed.

sturmdunkel:

was complaining that i miss the fool for the whole of fool’s assassin and then i got the fool and it made me so sad :((( currently on ch8 of fool’s quest! wahoo :D

saintjasperira-deactivated20250:

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

zisurru:

lestat absolute air-for-brains moments:

• seeing raglan james in his body and not immediately recognizing it and checking himself out like “who’s that handsome piece of- wait a minute that’s me”
• when jesse grabs him while he’s performing because she’s having some kind of spiritual/philosophical meltdown and he’s just like ‘woah a groupie…Fucking Sweet’ and kisses her
• passively learning to read using Vampire Brain Powers but not realizing he could read for…who fucking knows how long
• running face-first into a closed window
• occupying a human body for the first time in 200 years and immediately tripping over a rug and then being like “holy shit that could kill someone”
• also when he’s wandering around as a human, seeing david and getting so distracted by the prospect of sleeping with him that he forgets about the plot of the book and david has to remind him that they’re supposed to be catching the bad guy
• when akasha kidnaps him and tells him she plans to exterminate all men and he’s like “well that fucking sucks akasha come on men aren’t so bad” and then like 100 pages later he’s finally like “wait a minute…i’m a man”

vvrgo:

obligatory thymara art of 2025

matchatealeaves:

I love the ending of s1 so much but also in my head it’s just Manousos going:

emwheezie:

“time heals all wounds” WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife