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theorigamiphoenix

Water-saturated alpha cellulose
Jan 17 '26

oniongarlic:

pussyronin:

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

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Jan 17 '26

rott1ingbonep1le:

This is how my posts look

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Jan 17 '26

deancodedinthewater:

deancodedinthewater:

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT’S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

Jan 17 '26

amnesiaguy:

amnesiaguy:

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

Jan 17 '26

mothyr:

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

Jan 17 '26

chekhovs-raygun:

unassimilatedsoul:

arbitrarygreay:

flakmaniak:

biomic:

why watch big budget hollywood action movies when you can just watch japanese children’s shows

Crazy how much of that was just one, continuous shot.

#the state of western action films is just embarrassing #bourne has a lot to answer for

Man, the TV critics all lost their shit over Mr. Robot’s uber-prestige Sam Esmail gimmick episodes, but meanwhile sentai can just do this, no prestige needed. See also: One Cut of the Dead.

Also the way they didn’t even bother justifying or disguising the safety crash pad is admirable. More shows should do that.

Also, props to them for making everyone look competent. Yeah, it’s clear that the heroes would wipe the floor with any of the villains in a one-on-one fight, but the villains aren’t actually trying to defeat them: they dramatically outnumber the heroes, and all they need to do (apparently) is for one of them to get away with the MacGuffin, and that’s a much more tenable goal. Having the extended action sequence also be an intense game of keep-away makes it much more interesting than your typical “everyone beats each other up” fight

at 1:00 exactly a grey guy thoroughly frisks yellow’s butt for the macguffin and then gets his own ass handed to him. extremely well done fight choreography.

Jan 17 '26

silly-signs:

scallioncreamcheesebagel:

gayboyemployee:

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this stupid little beaver bitch

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

Official fuck you sign

Jan 17 '26

sword-wielding-sapphic:

sword-wielding-sapphic:

first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel

second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock

third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson

fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus

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the funny thing is. I originally typed out “fifth rule of fandom is everything goes back to gilgamesh & enkidu” but then I thought ‘no, I can’t trust that people will be familiar with the epic of gilgamesh’

I should have known. nerd ass website.

Jan 17 '26

spiders-hth-is-an-outlier:

thegaymccoy:

Representation matters.

Happy Star Trek Day!

I was at DragonCon one year when Avery Brooks was on a panel, and a Black dude stood up and talked about how the year DS9 came on, he became the sole custodial guardian of his small son, and he was *terrified* and felt helpless, because he hadn’t really had a father himself, and he didn’t really know any Black fathers he particularly wanted to emulate, and no Black single fathers at all.  He talked about how every week he’d put his kid to bed and sit down and watch Deep Space Nine, and think to himself, “Okay, this, I want us to be this kind of father and son,” and how, silly as it might sound, the idea that Ben could be there for Jake, all the time, successfully, and earn his admiration and trust, was the only source he really had of inspiration, the only voice that was telling him he could handle this job. 

I swear to fuck there was a whole auditorium of people in tears by the time he was done, including both him and Brooks.  It was one of the most beautiful moments I ever saw about the sometimes bloodless-sounding term “representation,” and about fandom in general, and I will never forget it.

Jan 17 '26

minyicho:

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

Chapter 2  Notes:   I’m taking out the slow burn tag because I have no impulse control. Enjoy the sexALT
English is not my first language and I don’t want it to be. Any mistakes are made out of pure hatred and disrespect for this language. The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well. Thank you.  Edit: “why are you writing in English if you hate it so much” “nobody’s forcing you” your mom is. Literally your mom is forcing me.ALT
Sorry this chapter is late. I got salmonella from kissing a frog that I found in my friend’s pool. I wish I could make this upALT
this took way too long to write because I kept laughing at the word cockALT
Hey guys! I have good news and bad news.  Good news first: I got shot, so now I can describe it realistically in writing! Yay  Bad news: I got shot. In my shoulder. So writing this chapter took a while. Sorry about that hahah. (not to mention now I gotta make sure one of your favorite characters gets shot oooopsie)ALT

honourable mentions

Anything can be a oneshot if you post it all at once  language: English, words: 48,484, chapters: 1/1ALT
No beta we die like my grandma, (sorry for the dead grandma joke this is how I cope)ALT