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I do not respect the sanctity of marriage #divorcethatthang
life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way
Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together
Couldn't imagine loving an American person.
"Boy, howdy, that's a weddin' ring. Well, I'd be damb" - like come on, get it together
Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.
if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
Looking up tips to increase my testosterone and then doing the opposite of what they tell me
Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.
Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.
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