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pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

like they’ve already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they’re waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

A screenshot of an email draft. It reads: Good [whatever time of day I send this] It is with deep regret (and frustration) (and malice) that I present to you my resignation. As a freelance contractor, and also as somebody who has been ghosted for several months now, I realise that this is simply a formality and not strictly necessary. However, thanks to a colleague finally letting me know of the AI you’ve been training behind my back, at least one of us is able to do things properly. Far from being the future, artificial intelligence is a much-reviled gimmick. It is terrible on both an environmental and humanitarian level, and will never be able to match actual human intelligence. As your editor, I devoted hours to ensuring that documents not only looked pleasing to the eye, but read naturally. Many of my changes were so minute that I doubt they even registered past the reader’s experience of a pleasant flow. AI will never be able to replicate this human touch. Perhaps to your eye it will be of a similar standard, but respectfully this finesse is something you lack. Hence why you hired me. As a writer and a human being with above-room temperature intelligence, I cannot in good conscience work for a company that uses AI. It is putting people like me out of jobs. It looks cheap and is immediately identifiable. It is lazy. And in a few years, it will be a very expensive mistake. But hey, it’s a shiny new toy. So I suppose that’s all your smooth little chimp brain is focusing on right now. I understand that this now runs to several paragraphs and I have probably lost you. Maybe you can ask ChatGPT to summarise. And also suck my dick from the back. All the best, JulianALT

guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn’t do it. and i lost my job because of it.

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i’d come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

A screenshot of an email draft. It reads: Good afternoon, Thanks for your generous offer of full-time work in what appears to be a pit of snakes. After deep and thoughtful consideration, my answer is thus. Is it crack? Is it crack you smoke? Wishing you best of luck in your future endeavours, and feeling truly grateful that they will have nothing to do with me. JulianALT

i declined.

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they’re happy for me and that there’s justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

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nyx1904 asked:

I remembered that some people have the habit of expressing affection by biting, it made me think how funny it would be if Mr. Piranha did that to his partners jaja💖💖

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In fact, this is a fanon, because since childhood, because since childhood, Piranhas have been taught not to bite in any case, otherwise they would be severely punished.Like, dude, he has huge and sharp teeth, he bites so that the borrower will bleed to death, so he will never do that.