Behaving like a scarlet whore by accidentally flashing my paint splattered lesbian neighbor my newly thrifted copy of The Vagina Monologues
How much do you wanna bet Lestat uses that scar on his chest (likely stage makeup, I don’t think we’ve seen other vampires with scarring like that) as a metaphor for “having his heart ripped out”. Most dramatic bisexual of all time still writing angry breakup songs after 150 years.
