Might as well call this a Canon interquel for that Heroswap fic I still plan in getting back to one day. Just a little bit of down/travel time between chapters.
So uh fusions amirite
First off we got Dun, a mix of Dial and @emptyspaaace’s Run who is just the acest aro to ever aro-ace. They never answer questions and love hearing themselves talk and making patterns/words in their glow-fan face
We imagine RGB and Quet fused in order to get them to unfuse and then immediately forgot why they fused in lieu of puns and self-depreciating jokes. They call themselves “Petaler” though not before they accidentally let “Quarge” slip in front of Dun and now that’s all Dun, Dial or Run will call them.
Some objecthead fusions bc apparently that is a Thing
We have Sink + @roseisfrommars’s Hex, (sinking hex? Idk man) who is all of Hex’s unlimited knowledge + Sink’s practical application but basically anything they cast has a 50% chance of “well it seems like it’d work in theory but in reality it just blows up”
Then Star Star who just looks flashy
Rut, who is Quet + @emptyspaaace’s Run who would be a great big ball of sass if they’d stop screaming. They probably fused on accident and will continue screaming until all the petals inevitably fall off at which point they’ll just pass out and unfuse.
And then Sink + Quet where we learn Sink just likes to comment on other people’s mental states while fused bc wtf is tact or social grace amirite
Lisa is a very mature game where you get to ride a child’s bicycle through a post apocalyptic hellscape instead of doing important things like finding your adopted daughter
Jim forgets that IRIS sees out of the top of her head and IRIS forgets that overheating in a human’s arms may harm said human (to be fair Jim did insist on carrying her until her battery ran out)
@robinradio ur babies slay me