Opinion piece writers salivating at the bit to tell you that kidnapping a head of state and starting a nakedly self-interested war is lowkey morally nuanced and kinda complicated as fuck.
i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.
welp, i didnt try that hard, nor did i give it my all, but its time to give up and treat my self to snacks
the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.







