giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it’s hard to describe if you haven’t seen them
a certain je ne sequoia, if you will
Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I’m sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.
# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV
HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
HE FOUND TUMBLR??????
I’ve been here the whole time.
Dear god, he’s not kidding…
the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.
thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.
why would you do this to me
don’t worry, they do this to him also
me: i can’t do anything… i don’t know what my life is anymore…
the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:
genuinely came on tumblr to see if someone clipped this bit so I can save it
























