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Spamm is growing.
You can now view all three volumes of The Library of Spamm, a collection of my best posts. This collection will be updated whenever I feel like it. Obviously, I will still be posting here, the library serves purely as a backup and a way to see what you may have missed out on.
Also, in case you didn't know, I have a Youtube channel.
All of this is a step towards producing the first Spamm Feature Film, and after that, world domination.
I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING THIS . THAT IS CERTIFIABLY A BUGS
easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury
You see Brendon it's like, there are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen. Ever heard that before? Know who said that? Lenin. You know Lenin, Brendon? From oh I don't know, the BEATLES?
7 Fun Facts about the movie Titanic for it’s thirty year anniversary!
In order to get a realistic reaction of fear from the extras during the crashing sequence, James Cameron showed them the head of a man he murdered.
The iceberg who played the iceberg was not eligible for an Oscar because he couldn’t get through the door into the Oscar ceremony.
Leonardo Dicaprio prepared for his role by memorizing his lines.
In the original draft of the film, the Titanic wasn’t supposed to sink. However, an evil goat got into the boat and caused it to sink. James Cameron just kept on rolling as hundreds of extras died.
The famous drawing scene took 47 takes to film because Kate Winslett was allergic to blondes and she kept sneezing at Leo.
Jack and Rose were actually based on two real goats that were on the titanic when it sank. The original script had them as goats but the studio thought that audiences wouldn’t relate to goats that much.
In order to secure funding for The Titanic, James Cameron killed a guy.
starting a MOVIE EXPLAINED channel but only pointing out things that are obviously true
TAXI DRIVER EXPLAINED: that weiurd car he drives is a taxi
HEREDITARY EXPLAINED: that adult woman was living with the children because shes their mom
SAW EXPLAINED: the bathroom is a nasty place to be for a long time
CITIZEN KANE EXPLAINED: the reason why he looks older in some scenes is because of the inevitable passing of time
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HOW TO BE AN ALPHA MALE!
Get into FISTFIGHTS with BEARS!
Fill your pants with ROCKS!
Never wear PINK!
Bark at people like A DOG!
Eat RAW MEAT!
Masturbate WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS!
Mow the LAWN by EATING THE GRASS!
Always have your BATMAN UNDERWEAR ON!
Punch EVERYONE!
How To Be A Trad Wife.
Get Into Tea Parties With Deer.
Fill your pants with feathers.
Always wear pink.
Meow at people like a cat.
Eat raw strawberries.
Recreate the scarecrow scene from Pearl.
Clean the house by licking the walls.
Always have your Barbie lingerie on.
Kiss everyone.
How to be a super accountant
Get into taxes
Fill your pants with legal paper
Always wear cardigans
Squeak at people like a mouse
Eat raw potatoes
Put your butt on the copy machine and make pictures of your butt
Do the taxes by doing the taxes
Always have your lingerie on
Do taxes for everyone
they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
Voting did matter. Even the worst democrat or in all honesty the next worst republican was not going to do all this exact same crazy shit. Voting cannot fix a broken system but if the system asks you to weigh in on how much more broken it wants to get, you can tell it "no, not that far please" instead of effectively "I don't care, go hog fucking wild"
So please vote in the midterms, for the least evil options on the ballots, instead of telling them you just don't mind who they put in charge of whatever the hell they want.
To back up OP’s post, democrats have won the majority of recent state elections (NPR link), and closed the gap on the few they didn’t. Dems also are notorious for getting stuck having to fix shit and get locked in a constant uphill battle (why it feels like they don’t get a lot done). As for the arguments of “lol we won’t have midterms” or “even if we do win midterms it won’t work so what’s the point”… that’s a form of voter suppression and weak ass defeatism.
The federal government cannot interfere with state’s voting and board of elections, it is unconstitutional and was defended as recently as a few days ago Jan 9 2026 (Politico link). The arguments that it’s not worth it or won’t happen will get louder and worse because the far right know that they are losing power.
Keep track of your local and state elections, check your voter registration status and make sure it’s active and correct, and make a plan to vote. That means all seats from federal down to city council. I get how tired y’all are bc I’m right there with you, but I want to get out of this. If you do too, stop doomscrolling and start being strategic with your attention. Pay attention to your local election boards, start giving yourself grace to learn and grow, if you can get involved do, if you can’t just make sure to get out and vote. Remember voting is not a magic button and it’s going to take decades to fix what has been undone, so pace yourself accordingly.
enough of your middle aged man blorbos whos your specialest middle aged woman. if anyone tags a woman under the age of 40 on this post ill kill you in real life
She’s a war criminal. 👍
A damaged lying Buddhist statue is pictured inside a pagoda following an earthquake in Mandalay, Myanmar, April 3, 2025.
nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel
