i cant!!! unlock!! the door!!without!! the key!!

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twizzlerheathen
softboyshaven

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

mrsterlingeverything
dw

hi friends, hny! this post is me asking for money so if you don't like it, scroll past.

i work at a bar and january is infamously a very dead time in the industry and along with my bar being closed for some of it, i am afraid i won't be able to make my car payment on top of paying for bills, new insurance, hiv medication, groceries, gas, and whatever else life has to throw at me. i rely on tips for around 70% of my paychecks and the hours and days im scheduled for the next month has me very anxious. i am asking for $700 just to be sure i can pay my car this month.

obviously there are others in a much more dire position than me but please help out if you can and i will update this post when/if i get anything or meet my goal. thank you so much.

vnm/cshapp: biclighterstan

pp/zlle/🍎 pay: dm please

dw

post was getting too lengthy please look at prev for updates but!

262/700

thank you thank you!!! 🥺❤️

dw

no updates, please keep sharing!

dw

haven't been able to get on here too much recently, but no updates since this

dw

435/700 thank you!!!

eyeoftheaxolotl
grimesapologist

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help a black trans lady make rent quite urgently!

(need £180 by 15th Jan)

hi, i'm valerie, im a 25 yr old DJ, writer, live musician, events organiser and visual artist

i'm in the long and frustrating process of moving to norway from the UK and i am now short on rent!!! which really sucks, as i've been moving around a lot the past couple years and this is the most comfortable and easy to live in place i've had in a really really long time, I know there is stuff in the world going on much more warranting of your money, but I really need this, so please help me out?

I don't have much to offer in return besides my art/work, which is linked above. thank you so much for reading this far!!! <3333333

anything helps, and if you can't help monetarily, please share!!!

🎱paypal🎱

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🐵monzo🐵

alecscudder1987
edwordsmyth

"Friends outside of Minnesota please read. I'm sharing a post written by a personal friend and medical doctor:
Friends outside MN, you need to know what is happening here. Everyone knows that ICE shot and killed a woman here on Wednesday. But that’s not the only thing that’s going on:

  • ICE agents are cruising areas with immigrant-owned businesses, and kidnapping patrons and employees alike. Yesterday they abducted two US citizen employees at a suburban Target, one who was begging them to allow him to go get his passport to show them.
  • ICE is going door to door in immigrant-heavy neighborhoods, asking residents where their immigrant neighbors live. Read that again. If it sounds like something out of your high school history textbook, that’s because it is.
  • ICE is targeting schools and school buses. They pepper sprayed teenagers and abducted two school staff members at the high school up the street from me on Wednesday. Police are literally escorting school buses to ensure children can get to school and home safely. The Minneapolis Public Schools have moved to virtual learning for the next 4 weeks because it’s unsafe for children or teachers to physically come to school.
  • They are targeting hospitals and clinics. Patients are scared and are cancelling their appointments or just not showing up. Kids are missing their checkups and vaccines, folks aren’t getting their cancer care, etc.
  • They are smashing windows in cars and homes.
  • ICE is increasingly picking up Native Americans—again, targeting folks based on skin color alone.
  • They are arresting and beating legal observers. A friend of a friend had her arm broken yesterday. Folks are showing up at local hospitals, brought in in ICE custody, with severe injuries that are absolutely inconsistent with mechanism of injury reported by ICE. (Think: patient appears to have been beaten unconscious, while ICE agent says he slipped and fell.)
    I can’t emphasize enough that these ICE agents do not have warrants. There are 2,000+ agents here and they are simply hunting for anyone that’s not white. It doesn’t matter if you’re a citizen or a green card holder, they will kidnap you first and ask questions later.

    But the community is fighting back.
  • Protests are happening every day.
  • Community groups have been leading know-your-rights sessions for months, often to packed venues.
  • Whistles are being distributed by the thousands, carried on keychains and worn on coat zippers, always at the ready to be blown in warning if ICE is spotted.
  • Drivers are following ICE vehicles, blaring their horns in warning.
  • Businesses are locking their doors even while open to keep employees and customers safe. As I type this, I’m standing guard at the locked door of our neighborhood burrito joint while I wait for my takeout order, so the employees can focus on their jobs. The place is packed with neighbors supporting this small business.
  • Anti-ICE signs are posted everywhere. The community is making it crystal clear that ICE is not welcome here.
  • Parents and neighbors are standing guard outside schools, organizing carpools, and escorting kids to and from school on foot.
  • Parents of kids in Spanish-immersion daycare (there are a LOT of these daycares here!) are keeping their kids home so the teachers don’t have to take the risk of coming to work.
  • Churches and community groups are holding fundraisers to buy and deliver groceries to families who don’t feel safe leaving home.
  • Mutual aid money is going out to folks who can’t make rent because they can’t work or because a breadwinner was abducted, or who need a warm place to stay after their home’s windows were smashed.

    THAT is what is happening here. This fight is ongoing and it’s horrifying to watch. But we are not backing down. To my friends in other cities and states, don’t think for a minute that this won’t happen in your town. It will. Be ready. Learn from us, as we have learned from Portland and Chicago and New York. Fight back. Don’t let us get to the last line of Martin Niemoller’s poem.”

    -Grant Boulanger
bloodmoonlich

Here's an AP news brief with a little more info. It's limited in the way major news outlets are right now but provides context that supports the personal account shared.

hermywolf
yazanfamilly

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After 822 days, Gaza has been completely erased nothing remains. We are trapped here; no one can leave.Life in Gaza is being slaughtered slowly. We live like ghosts without shelter, without hope, without a future. Our children are being forcibly driven into loss, devoured by hunger, cold, and disease in deadly silence.

What is happening is a crime committed before the eyes of the world, and we are forgotten without a voice, without anyone to remember us.

We will not forgive anyone who witnesses this injustice and chooses silence instead of offering any help.

yazanfamilly

Our suffering never ends. The occupation continues its crimes, ignoring any ceasefire, destroying our homes and killing our children day after day. We plead with you to carry our voice to the world you are our only hope.

yazanfamilly

Our suffering intensifies these days with the falling rain. Deadly cold pierces our torn tents and the remnants of our destroyed homes, and our children tremble from the cold without blankets or warmth. The rain floods us, diseases pursue us, and the bleeding pain continues in cruel silence before a world that watches and does not move.

yazanfamilly

Life here has exhausted us. We are not asking for sympathy; we are begging just to stay alive. Your donation or sharing could save our lives.

Vetted #701

yazanfamilly

Every share you make could be the difference between life and death for our children.We need your support, please.

miketownsends
girvinia22

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Jacob Tierney, we need to have a little talk about how you gave Scott and Kip sunlight and GAVE SHANE AND ILYA MOONLIGHT.

The Moonlight Sonata? My Moon My Man??

Just as shining and beautiful but not in the public eye, quieter and softer and more hidden, and also visible BECAUSE OF THE SUN.

I'm freaking out about this ever since my friend pointed it out and you all need to be freaking out about it with me.

raincitygirl76

Oh, so that’s why they used Moonlight Sonata in the monologue scene. I thought it was a little odd they used a Beethoven piece. Instead of Tchaikovsky or another famous Russian classical composer.

Everything makes sense now!!! Holy shit, my mind is blown.

raincitygirl76

And in comments, another stunning point by @momacist about what Beethoven himself called this piece.

It’s a fantasy unmoored from the real world. And while that fantasy is playing, as @momacist points out, Ilya says, “I’m so in love with you, and I don’t know what to do.”

Because it’s hopeless, and he knows it. Especially given where he is. A pedestrian tunnel in fucking Moscow. Where both he and Shane could go to prison if anybody found out they were in love.

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