his face enchanted me so naturally I had to buy him and bring him home with me

I have his beautiful sister..........

"I never thought they'd spiritually lobotomise MY child!" Sobs woman who created the Spiritually Lobotomising Children party.

His Dark Materials Based on the first book of the His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

I wonder if there would be laws against discrimination according to daemon in the HDM/Golden Compass world, by the modern era

“Her daemon’s a snake. Pass”

“Why”

“All snakes are liars”

“Suzanne, this is the biggest, yellowest snake I’ve ever seen. Suzanne, there is no way this giant banana has a deceptive bone in his body. Suzanne. Suzanne he has a hat”

I had spent an unreasonable amount of time thinking about (in no particular order): what daemons would be selectable in video games with customizable characters (every default scruffy white guy protagonist has a dog or wolf daemon), game controller designs for daemons to control the character's daemon (probably would be useful in wider availability of electronic controllers for humans with different physical needs as well), separate discord chats for daemons while their humans are on one voice channel, people lying about their daemon's form online, humans and daemons switching places in non-in-person voice interactions to create a different (and different gender-reading) identity, intra-community drama with people complaining about "not all trans people have clownfish daemons" and whether people with a different-gender daemon post transition are too cis-passing and what if your daemon does identify with their biological sex when the human doesn't or doesn't when the human does, locked room murder mysteries with insect/snake/other small daemons, "people with aquatic daemons that fit into fish tanks with wheels vs. "well you could put your daemon in a fish tank and wheel it with you, you don't really need accommodations like someone with a <i>real</i> aquatic daemon, bedroom layouts so you can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without your daemon having to leave the bed.

You can't cast an actor with a parrot daemon to play a historical figure with a wolf daemon! At least find another canid. Racist.

Also, I think a lot about megafauna daemons as an accessibility issue. Can this staircase handle the weight of my moose daemon? How can I find affordable housing that my elephant will fit in. People keep saying my bear and I shouldn't ride public transit because it's impossible to avoid touching her. (there's a horse loose in the hospital!)

I wonder if there would be laws against discrimination according to daemon in the HDM/Golden Compass world, by the modern era

“Her daemon’s a snake. Pass”

“Why”

“All snakes are liars”

“Suzanne, this is the biggest, yellowest snake I’ve ever seen. Suzanne, there is no way this giant banana has a deceptive bone in his body. Suzanne. Suzanne he has a hat”

I had spent an unreasonable amount of time thinking about (in no particular order): what daemons would be selectable in video games with customizable characters (every default scruffy white guy protagonist has a dog or wolf daemon), game controller designs for daemons to control the character's daemon (probably would be useful in wider availability of electronic controllers for humans with different physical needs as well), separate discord chats for daemons while their humans are on one voice channel, people lying about their daemon's form online, humans and daemons switching places in non-in-person voice interactions to create a different (and different gender-reading) identity, intra-community drama with people complaining about "not all trans people have clownfish daemons" and whether people with a different-gender daemon post transition are too cis-passing and what if your daemon does identify with their biological sex when the human doesn't or doesn't when the human does, locked room murder mysteries with insect/snake/other small daemons, "people with aquatic daemons that fit into fish tanks with wheels vs. "well you could put your daemon in a fish tank and wheel it with you, you don't really need accommodations like someone with a <i>real</i> aquatic daemon, bedroom layouts so you can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without your daemon having to leave the bed.

You can't cast an actor with a parrot daemon to play a historical figure with a wolf daemon! At least find another canid. Racist.

Also, I think a lot about megafauna daemons as an accessibility issue. Can this staircase handle the weight of my moose daemon? How can I find affordable housing that my elephant will fit in. People keep saying my bear and I shouldn't ride public transit because it's impossible to avoid touching her. (there's a horse loose in the hospital!)

Photo by Channi Anand

This bird experiences a world that we can barely interperet

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

This is one of my favorite Phoenix wright quotes, original artist in top left corner

family heirloom