to multiship is to be free

Evan and Barty called Prongsfoot getting together years before anyone else. They have unmatched radars for outrageous sexual tension and obsession bordering on madness. Wonder why 😏

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

I'VE BEEN RELEASED ON GOOD BEHAVIOR!!!

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

like to remind everyone that during tcw fives mentions general skywalker telling them about when he was nine and blew up a space station it is canon that anakin tells his troops his stories before the war

old art to get my point across

*tcw s7*

501st clones: “AUH GOD IS THAT THE GUY?”

other 501st clones: “omgomg it’s thE RED AND BLACK GUY WITH HORNS?”

everyone else: “what”

more 501st clones: “THE ONE THAT ALMOST RAN OVER GENERAL SKYWALKER”

all 501st clones simultaneously: “the stories were TRUE”

please pleas please tumblr im trying brain is fried but sweet green potatoes was this funny in my head

Adding to this:

501st clones: "nobody messes with our general and gets away with it. *Looks at maul like they believe looks can kill*"

Other 501st clones: "Let's get him boys!"

So, every time Hiccup is close to death in the books, he starts singing and I keep thinking back to the first book.

The supper sings.

Ugh, so good.

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane

Broke: Imma kick your ass

Woke: You are invited to join me on the

I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes

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I briefly got really excited that I might've been here, and then I remembered the name of the place I actually went.

Butts View.

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Butts Court, Leeds, England, UK

i used to walk past here all the time lmao

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Used to have to walk along Butts Road to catch the bus to college 😅

(picture from Google street view, hence the blurriness)

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We've got a "Butts Close" in my hometown! (picture also from Google street view)

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And let's not forget:

Holy Butt, a mountain in Sevier County, Tennessee.

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

whenever sirius feels remus wrapping his arms around his waist from behind, he immediately lifts his feet off the ground to make remus have to lift him up and carry him, not unlike how children carry cats around.

we've got a life to love living.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

Wolfstar texts

ac: ohey.itseli

Larvey makes me actually SICK. SICK. WHY. NO.

@ghostlingpupversailles sorry I been tagging you a lot. Larvey thoughts?

Nah lol ur fine. Larvey is so incredibly toxic but it’s ridiculously alluring. I think it’s sick that they didn’t get together, but they would’ve torn each other apart. Maybe the toxicity is why. See: bitchkiller

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.