Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
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he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he’s done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this
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one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”
this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep
instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”
sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference
This helped me today hope it helps someone else too
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i love ‘bumfuck’ as an intensifier
Middle of bumfuck nowhere……. cus Yeah we’re really lost… anal sex style 😞
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my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want
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shane hollander’s only sexual experience being exclusively bottoming like once a month for the same guy for six years omg rose i know that was the worst sex of your life we’re going to get you out of there girl
heated rivalry really saw the discourse that sex scenes don’t add anything to media and said fuck you, I’m going to tell a story through the medium of sex scenes and it’s going to be beautiful