recent developments in mammal communication have rendered a grammatical sketch of rabbit language possible, as long awaited by those following the field. we analyze rabbit language as consisting of a single morpheme ("(tense silence)") itself composed of a single phoneme (a tense silence). the typological classification of this language is not yet determined, but resemblances to any human languages are scant, leaving the isolate theory most likely. attentive readers may inquire about the linguistic status of other communicative gestures observed in bunnies, such as hopping around or jumping around or bouncing around or stomping their feet cutely. however, we suggest these gestures are non-linguistic, as they lack a systematic structure. the structure of rabbit language is such that all utterances consist (by definition) of a single morpheme, arranged in singleton style, giving a total of one grammatical utterance ("(tense silence)"). chomskian universals appear to remain satisfied: recursion occurs in bunny language, as (given time in the universe is infinitely divisible), any utterance nontrivially contains a morphemically identical utterance (namely, "(tense silence)"). no other utterances are grammatical. it is because of this syntactic structure, as yet unevidenced in bouncing around and jumping around and hopping around and stomping their feet cutely, that we can confidently assign bunny language to the category of "language".
the satisfaction of the narrow faculty of language (FLn) [1] in a non-human animal is of particular theoretical significance and presents a major upset to researchers working in the field of universal grammar. at this time, understanding of meaning in bunny language has not progressed past basic semantics. with present knowledge any translation more than the most primitive semi-structured utterances remains elusive. due to the differences between human and bunny modes of behaviour (we don't even know what the fuck they do all day and what the fuck they are up to), substantive translation may be impossible. though, working in a more promising direction, human researchers have gained native-level faculties in jumping around and hopping around and bouncing around and stomping their feet cutely.
for more present developments in the field of lagomorph syntax, please see my recent publications with dr. amelia hickenlooper in animal communication.
— sofia chkq, reprinted from speech and sign magazine, chicago, usa
[1] hauser, marc; chomsky, noam; fitch, william tecumseh; "the faculty of language: what is it, who has it, and how did it evolve?", in science iss. 298 pp. 1569-1579, doi:10.1126/science.298.5598.1569




