whenever i start to get self deprecate-y i go “damn that’s literally something komaeda would say” and i instantly stop

I will fix cinema:

1. Every actor is dirtier and sweatier
2. Barely any cgi
3. Everybody is ugly
4. There is a single light source, maybe 2, per scene. It is also colorful.
5. Every production needs a storyboard artist, who storyboards the film after the script is done and before they start filming
6. There is a lot of silence, pauses,
7. everybody is ugly
8. the holy cinematography grail is star trek the original series

Third wheel solidarity 🤝

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick

the bird namers really knocked it out of the park with this one

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything