Ack. Hi im ridley/qrow/ares he/vamp/it pronouns i accidentally deleted my old pinned post i spent a stupid amount of time on and dont have the energy to remake it. No dni im nice i like alien stage, hsr, and rwby A LOT & I complain about my roommates and job constantly cause they suck. Come hang out w me
daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.
I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.
secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing
I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
Out of work 34 minutes before the store closes cause im literally just that good. Fully did every single thing I needed im just that good #fuck #yes
*My name is Hesham, I’m 26 years old, and I live in Gaza.*
I used to dream of building a future — a home, a family, a stable life. I am engaged to a wonderful woman, and like any man, I wished to give her happiness, love, and the small joys of life… even a simple gift 🎁.
But war stole all of that from me 💔.
Our house was completely destroyed by the bombing 💥. We lost everything. Now, I live in a torn and leaking *tent*, with rain pouring in during the cold nights 🌧️⛺. We barely sleep from the cold and fear. There is *no roof*, no safety, no comfort.
I have *no job*, and I can’t provide for my fiancée or my family. I feel helpless watching the person I love suffer with me, while I can’t even afford to buy her a small gift to remind her she’s not forgotten 💔💍.
We don’t even have enough *blankets* or proper *shelter*.
We are cold, hungry, and exhausted.
Please, if you are reading this… know that your donation can change everything.
*We urgently need a new tent, warm covers, food, and hygiene items.*
i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles
ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk
the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused
they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !
easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
I'm Youssef from Gaza.
I'm a father of three young children: Lana, Abdul Karim, and Adam.
Our tent flooded, and the cold seeped into my children's bones until they fell ill.
I watch them shivering before me, with no roof to protect them and no fire to warm them.
This isn't a plea for charity… this is a plea for help.
We need £10,000 immediately to buy a caravan that will end this suffering.
Every minute of delay means more pain for a sick child.
If you have compassion in your heart, donate now.
If you can't, don't remain silent… spread the word, because silence here is cruel.
✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #591 )✅️
i didnt have to close for this shift thank fuck but i did have to stay way later than i expected dear god we were slammed. bogo deals online and a separate in person event thing. closes my eyes forever. it was crazy. but! i am free
