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listen I understand why anyone writing a bodyguard au for hollanov defaults to ilya being the body guard and shane being the superstar. but I just think we're collectively sleeping on the appeal of playboy celeb ilya rozanov getting scuffed like a kitten by his deadpan, no nonsense security detail, shane hollander

rec list: hollanov (non-au)

i like: conflict, kink, thoughtful things. i don't like: straight fluff

before swallowing by yankingawry (nc-17, 2k) post-cottage, mommy kink

Shane watched Ilya tilt his head back and drop some peanuts into his mouth. He gave them all of two chews before swallowing. The totally indigestible peanuts travelled down the line of his beautiful speckled throat. The man was begging for chronic reflux. 

wait by waxing__crescent (nc-17, 2.5k) ep 4, sickness

Jane: No problem again, sorry. I’ll see you in a few months.

ajdustments by sheepknitssweater (nc-17, 2.8k) hookup era, injury

Shane had been sucking Rozanov’s mostly soft dick for between six and eight minutes. Since all the most important moments of Shane’s life were timed, he had a good internal clock. He was pretty sure it had been eight minutes.

call me by your name (tell me you love me in private) by anonymous (nc-17, 3k) hookup era, feminization, D/s

ilya gets shane to wear a ROZANOV jersey. that’s it, that’s the fic.

too nice by toomuchplor (nc-17, 3k) hookup era

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. ~ Leo Tolstoy

in the sound of bells by villavona (nc-17, 3k) ❤️ ep 2

Shane texts him his second day in Sochi, after the Opening Ceremony is over and the sports are beginning. Are you staying in the Village? he asks. Capitalization, proper grammar. Innocuous. Nyet, Ilya texts back. Here in his country Shane can learn a little Russian. Latin alphabet, he can be generous.

icarus by garagepaperback (nc-17, 3.6k) hookup era, butt plug

It wont come out. Ilya is one of the last left in the locker room. Gear half-stripped, gloves off but he’s still clumsy wrestling with his phone on the bench. What do u mean

hold a cut inside by dinosaur (nc-17, 4k) hookup era, painplay, masochism

It's the Metros' season; Shane knows it. And no matter how many hits he takes, Shane's always been good at getting back on the ice. Letting Ilya Rozanov touch his bruised body when he comes off the ice doesn't change anything. It can't; Shane knows that, too.

penalties by citrusses (nc-17, 5k) ♥️ ep 4 divergent, infidelity

Ilya is married. Still, old habits die hard.

coach, i'm threading needles by anonymous (nc-17, 6k) hookup era

Ilya fucks a girl in a Hollander jersey. Word gets back to Shane.

tender parts by mcshrug (nc-17, 7k) ♥️ D/s, touch starved

Shane isn't used to people touching him. Then he meets Ilya Rozanov.

real love makes your lungs black by anonymous (nc-17, 8k) ♥️ getting together, smoking

If Shane had had a good, close friend, a confidante, somebody he could talk to about whatever was happening between him and Ilya Rozanov, and that good close friend got it in their head that maybe Shane liked Ilya, had feelings for him, one of the first things Shane would say to refute it would be: but he smokes.

pretty boy by mcshrug (nc-17, 9.5k) hookup era, crossdressing

Dressing up for Ilya takes Shane about a mile out of his comfort zone. Good thing he’s not a chicken.

bite hard by mcshrug (nc-17, 16k) hookup era, biting, spit

Shane finds out he likes it when Ilya bites him. It’s possible he likes it a little too much.

for a split sec, i was a train wreck by anonymous (nc-17, 19k) ♥️ hookup era, injury

Ilya gets injured, stops leaving the house, loses his mind, learns to read tarot, and sends Shane Hollander a lot of photos.

rating: nc-17 pairing: hudson/connor tags: lmao

"How come we never fool around?" Hudson has a thoughtful frown on his face, like this just occurred to him. In reality, he's been posing the question with little variation every few hours since the day they met. He's a pretty good actor. "I don't want to," Connor says. The frown clears. "Well, that can't be true." Hudson's socked feet wriggle where they're trapped under Connor's thigh. "Can you come up with something believable, please."

a lot of fic leaning into the whole ilya is a horny motherfucker who wants to fuck all the time and shane is like prissy about it like No we can’t because X Y and Z and not nearly enough fic depicting the opposite

“shane wouldn’t let ilya hit it during-”

shane would let ilya hit if the roof blew off their house and they started tumbling through a tornado over the rainbow

shane would let ilya hit if someone seriously sat him down and said there is a 5% chance you will die the next time a dick is inside you he is taking those odds

shane would let ilya hit if his whole extended family dead and alive were asleep in the house he would simply tell ilya to muffle him into the pillow

shane would let ilya hit on stage behind a curtain being held up by one single thread

ilya could break both his legs and arms and he’d be like well shame we can’t fuck and shane would put on his big Yuna Hollander Patented lets-solve-this-problem eyes and go We WILL make it work.

shane out and about on his own suddenly catching the scent of someone wearing ilyas fuckboy cologne from back in the day and comes home like a dog in heat doesn’t even let ilya get him to the bedroom and ilyas like well im not complaining but wtf happened between going to buy zero fat greek yoghurt and riding me in the entryway

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