I’m fat I’m gay I’m chopped I’m washed I’m stupid I’m ugly I’m broke and most importantly I’m gonna make it

Alternative universe

the slow decrease in the number of trans catgirls and the rise of trans puppygirls shows the decrease in the inherent need for independence as a trans girl and the rise of being comfortable and looking for affection. in this essay i will

please funny blue pill save me from twinkdeath and male pattern baldness

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miku ideas

does anyone else have to cry once a week when they think about missing out on their girlhood and like…. how incredibly unfair it is that i- i mean they never got to be a little girl… how you didn’t get to have the experience of realizing you were a lesbian… you didn’t get to be the weird girl who played 3ds at her own table with the other nerds… you didn’t get to have greasy hair and chipped nails and go shopping for your prom dress with your mom… shit woulda sucked but it should have been mine… my sucky girlhood

i’m doing a lot better today after having a major breakdown about this. i couldn’t have gotten through it without the support of my loved ones though.

to the girls who read this and left comments or tags and feel this tightly in your chest, i’m sorry, we should have had better and we should have had the childhoods we deserved. i’m definitely paraphrasing but my sister said that there’s just a little girl inside me, she’s sad and she’s throwing a tantrum and there’s nothing you can do but tell her “yeah this sucks” and listen. they said to me that she’d be proud to see where i am now, and i carry her with me to show her how good life is and how we’re a girl now and we have people that love us and see us as a girl. little june can’t have her girlhood but she gets to be little june in my head now… and we made it together.

to the partners, friends, lovers, family of trans girls like me… be gentle be kind… give her the space to complain and yell and scream and have this tantrum. be that safe space for her and show her love. i know i couldn’t keep doing this without the people i have supporting me wholeheartedly and the trans girls in your life need you too. let us be mad about our lost childhoods and help us experience them now. paint her nails, do her makeup, watch barbie movies and give her a tiara… but most of all listen to her and love her please… because it’s likely that no one’s ever done that for us.

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

*flings you into the last video game you played*

Love this image. pfört

it is a curse to be bilingual sometimes because i can't send this to my friends without having to explain it

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin

this is also true of festivals, conventions, pride parades, concerts, and any situation where you have a lot of fun with other people!

Itchy as fuck lice mummy

random as fuck dice mummy

expensive as fuck price mummy

jesus as fuck christ mummy

fried as fuck rice mummy

Tasty as fuck spice mummy

kind as fuck nice mummy

Listen buddy, because of your little "what the derp" moment, Archduke Ferdinand is dead.

At least it can't get any worse.

Worse? Let put this in terms you'll understand. Kaiser Wilhelm is about to "epicly troll" Europe, and it's not going to be "awesomesauce" for anyone.