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Xana ♿🏳‍🌈🖖🏽 • 24 y/o • They/them • Agender & my sexuality is a luxury few can afford
Posted 3 hours ago with 29049 notes

elogaming:

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay … so which one only tells lies?

Posted 3 hours ago with 39853 notes

shamebats:

whineandcheese24:

shamebats:

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they’re dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i’m 19 he’s 18 and the woman at the door didn’t want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i’m still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy’s hand while they play video games. kids aren’t just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we’re addicted to our phones because there’s nothing else to fucking do

I’m sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don’t have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

Posted 3 hours ago with 2334 notes

kuv8sh5:

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saw a pic on pinterest and redrew it with spock cuz hell yeah

Posted 3 hours ago with 79516 notes

gumi-megpoidd:

ufo-offical:

gumi-megpoidd:

im-a-vertebrate:

gumi-megpoidd:

maxi-is-not-well:

gumi-megpoidd:

gumi-megpoidd:

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

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No need I think

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

*flies past*

holy shit

Posted 3 hours ago with 92512 notes

supercoolsuperqueer:

wordfather:

wordfather:

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collecting these

HOW could i forget this classic

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I think about this one like once a week

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Posted 3 hours ago with 53489 notes

tarantula-hawk-wasp:

tarantula-hawk-wasp:

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

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Shout out to Portuguese for verbing this!!

Posted 3 hours ago with 10592 notes

tlirsgender:

kobothesmall:

onedamnminuteadmiral:

roycohn:

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

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Image ID: A screenshot of Chekov and Sulu from Star Trek the original series sitting at their usual places at the helm of the Enterprise.

Additional context: this is from a scene where they’re saying “you’ll live”, “yes, but I won’t enjoy it”

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