[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay … so which one only tells lies?
[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay … so which one only tells lies?
My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they’re dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.
kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i’m 19 he’s 18 and the woman at the door didn’t want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i’m still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy’s hand while they play video games. kids aren’t just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we’re addicted to our phones because there’s nothing else to fucking do
I’m sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don’t have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.
saw a pic on pinterest and redrew it with spock cuz hell yeah
I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom
No need I think
I see this one going places
Yeah. The bathroom
ah but which bathroom
the one with the shortest line did you not read the post
*flies past*
holy shit
lunch date!
collecting these
HOW could i forget this classic
I think about this one like once a week
Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
Shout out to Portuguese for verbing this!!
do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time
Image ID: A screenshot of Chekov and Sulu from Star Trek the original series sitting at their usual places at the helm of the Enterprise.
Additional context: this is from a scene where they’re saying “you’ll live”, “yes, but I won’t enjoy it”