Coming to you live from the past

fallout-lou-begas:

does anybody even have a 9-5 anymore. at some point they started making you work 8 hours not including your lunch break so it’s all 9-5:30s and 9-6s and we should have killed them for it

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english-history-trip:

tuulikki:

velvet4510:

To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.

Knowing all this has always made this bit of Beren’s song instantly reduce me to tears:

Though all to ruin fell the world

and were dissolved and backward hurled

unmade into the old abyss,

yet were its making good, for this—

the dawn, the dusk, the earth, the sea—

that Lúthien on a time should be!

Tolkien straight up wrote a poem that said “the world could end, but it wouldn’t have all been pointless, because she was in this world, however briefly, and that justified all the rest.” Kills me.

Who can outdo Wife Guy Tolkien? Dude was writing elaborate AUs where his wife is an impossibly beautiful magic-wielding immortal elf princess who fights Satan and wins to rescue her human boyfriend from Satan’s doom fortress. Flawless.

Final note: while they were dating, a favorite activity was to go to a local cafe with a balcony and throw sugar cubes into people’s hats.

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animentality:

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Anonymous asked:

You're a faggot and chronically online

punkrock-bottom:

punkrock-bottom:

I just realised this might have been meant as hate and not a daily affirmation of how cool and awesome I am.

transgender-colon-three:

skyberia:

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aromanticofficial:

house-rat:

As an aro who has been abused by those who loved me, I want to see more love as horror. Love as suffocation. Love as violence. I don’t want to hear “if they really loved you they wouldn’t have—” as if love is some pure force, some inherent good. Show me love that is evil. Love that is haunting. Love that is poison dressed up as a cure.

official aromantic post

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foodforthot:

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adobe-outdesign:

on the one hand I don’t like how GameFreak keeps giving Pokemon with sexual dimorphism a single mega because they’re obviously just trying to be lazy by only doing a single design. but on the other hand, I do appreciate the accidental implication that a Pokemon achieves its strongest form by becoming nonbinary and/or intersex

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yb-cringe:

yb-cringe:

i would love to talk about moral ocd its just that like any time i mention it i worry im coming across like an asshole whos trying to excuse his bad actions and shitty behavior

which could be a symptom of anything

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just-thots:

this is so funny bc on the one hand what the fuck are we doing tumblr. like you cannot be serious you’re censoring entirely sfw concepts bc sometimes people ALSO involve it in fetish stuff? but on the other hand. i was in fact searching it in hopes of finding porn so you do have me there technically i can’t lie

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395nm:

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

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circusheart:

Too much big dick positivity today. Remember: Anything over 5 inches is a tool of the demon Māra

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thebibliosphere:

knitmeapony:

thebibliosphere:

I’m at the point where my meds don’t fit confortably in my pill organizer, and I’m this close to buying a bunch of plastic capsules and a gumball machine and calling it a day.

Gotta get one of those three in ones

… I should have known better than to post this to tumblr. Y’all just pilot my lack of impulse control like a mech at this point.

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thereisalesbianintheforest:

creez-un-compte:

presidentyuri:

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

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