Well those are allllmost done

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

see? See!??!

You're not wrong

This post is less than six months old.

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

Four of the monoliths have been off in Indiana doing their jobs but I'm going to go fetch them on Sunday and bring them home. Monoliths reunion!

But also. They're actually not monoliths.

off season day 29

trump would have nvr survived bisexual allegations. looking back someone definitely should have started that.

you can tell im 30-something because i bought a new brand of toothbrushes and im very pleased with them. toothbrushes generally have the same problem that tennis shoes for instance have in that they're overdesigned and consequently garish and ugly. but this is literally just a single piece of plastic, all one color, with a logo printed on it and white bristles. very tasteful. it's perfect.

i sound like fucking patrick bateman

ai is telling me they made abu dhabi up for garfield

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

sports going the way you want feels so good they should invent a sport where your team never loses

Spending your whole life with dogs and then living in a space without dogs is so strange. I cut a melon yesterday and I had no dog begging me for some. Felt so strange. I need an annoying creature obsessed with melons in my life.

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

Bob Odenkirk & David Cross playing Melee at the 2002 Sundance film festival

wanda cosmo i wish all gacha microtransaction payments went directly to my bank account for 5 seconds