men make it absolutely impossible to practice humility
what you say: “I think this is the case”
what men hear: “I have no idea whatsoever, but here’s a totally random guess”
what you say: “I’m not an expert on this subject”
what men hear: “I don’t know anything about this subject and need its bare fundamentals explained to me”
what you say: “I could be better read in this area”
what men hear: “I have never read anything in this area”
like okay fuck it nevermind I’m actually an expert in every subject I’ve ever read or heard about. in fact I know everything.
If anyone’s ever wondering why I come across as such an arrogant bitch on Tumblr it’s because I used to work in science with a lot of men and never readjusted my communication style afterward.
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
“how dare you say we piss on the poor” in response to someone misinterpreting your post
“_ isnt gonna fuck you” for suck up behavior
“woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?” for who the fuck cares
“and what if the world was made of pudding” for when would this ever matter.
“and sharks are smooth both ways” for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
“.. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat” for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that’s just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I’ve been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I’ve imagined some shit you wouldn’t believe.
in the contemporary world, the most fundamental human right - and, it often seems, the least protected one - is “being both Allowed and Able to go Somewhere Else.” the rest is commentary.
the torments of prison are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. the most terrifying and degrading aspects of childhood are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. misogynists wail and moan and fearmonger about divorce and equal opportunity employment because they Allow Wife To Leave. borders and immigration restrictions exist, in no small part, to Prevent People From Leaving countries where they will be exploited and/or oppressed. fuck you for trying to leave. fuck you for exerting any control over your life whatsoever. that makes you the one at fault, actually.
david graeber described three fundamental freedoms: freedom to move, freedom to disobey orders, and freedom to reorganize social relations
remember the like tiny sliver of time when there was a real push to just say “people who have a uterus” or “people with testicles” or whatever when that was what you meant, and then faux-progressives who were willing to cave to terfism to avoid saying icky anatomy words ruined it with “AFAB-bodied”
literally just say dick when you mean dick. feeling uncomfortable with body parts and getting all euphemistic about it is conservatism by default.
Through the magic of specifying, for instance, “if you have a cock and balls then you may sometimes struggle with accidentally squeezing them in painful ways when sitting down” you also account for someone who got rid of her cock and balls surgically. Because get this. She No Longer Has That Anatomy. She is now outside the group defined as “people with cocks and balls”.
People who have a uterus are at risk for uterine cancer. My mother, who remains a woman and whose uterus birthed me, does not belong in this category, because she had it removed. A woman who was born without one, either through medical weirdness or because she happens to be trans, also doesn’t fit this category. So “women” isn’t the category that is at risk for uterine cancer. It’s quite literally “the people who have one”. It’s really that simple!!!!!
I am an archeologist. I specialize in a somewhat obscure but by no means boring or meaningless Neolithic culture in Germany.
It has a Wikipedia page. A well curated, surprisingly extensive Wiki page that encapsulates all the important information about the culture, including literature references for further research.
One day, we asked Chat GPT about this culture. W were curious which details it would get wrong.
ALL OF THEM, except for the fact that it’s a culture in present day Germany.
It didn’t even get the chronological time frame wrong and called it a celtic culture.
When we told it it’s wrong, it came at us with made up literature sources. Literally made up. It took two well known German archeologist who weren’t even active at the same time, added a year - both were already dead - and sold that as source.
And it LITERALLY would only have had to quote Wikipedia to get everything right.
THAT is how unbelievably shitty and wrong all those AIs are.
They are making shit up. They are not sourcing information, they’re just slapping words together by their most like relative occurance.
Do not trust ChatGPT or any other so-called AI ever.
