one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

the cw after writing, filming, greenlighting and airing cas saying i love you on national television

what the hell the fucking stupid serf at burger király forgot the goulash in my franz liszt meal

#new pope reveal

I’m new to Canadian BL—why can’t they fly?

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

Early game realm reborn quests